Crash Like A Comet

🔮Non-binary🧞‍♀️Pan🧬Starchild💫

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[fluentisonus]

in tears over "have not polked this season". why is this the funniest thing i've ever seen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[the-tree-line]

they should make jobs for people that are terrified. in general

[sexybritishllama]

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

normalise singing, painting, dancing, playing the guitar, playing a sport or any other activity solely because you like doing it and it makes you happy, not minding about how good you are at it

[everydaylouie]

homesick

[pukicho]

I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[invizigothx]

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

[invizigothx]

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

[animatedamerican]

how could i ever leave tumblr

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[annoyinglesbian]

here are some of my favorite PB looks from the bubbline college au comic. btw please go read it, it's adorable!!!!

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

[michaelnothing]

I do...

REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.

[a-funyarinpa]

suit porls

[stlamb]

anna-mariya urajevskaya for numéro issue #86 september 2007 – emily the strange by luciana val & franco musso

[blueboyluca]

Three Puppies Nakamura Hōchū 中村芳中, Japanese (d. 1819)