free drinks and bad advice

welcome to hell y'all

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Takashi Yamazaki's next Godzilla movie has a title and logo: Godzilla Minus Zero.

[iamoutofideas]

goo

[lakemojave]

Not his name

[iamoutofideas]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[wifislim]

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[dogpuppy]

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[importantcatpics]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

guys i have truly good news at long last

[dogpuppy]

[terriblyindignantrabbit]

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[killrockstar]

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

[charl0ttan]

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

[hoatdoags]

Nighttime is for smoking a goint with my dog

He likes when a smokem goint because we run around and chase each other

[charl0ttan]

fuck yesss 👍

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe