romantique @hellfyretea - Tumblr Blog

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

myrinthinks

zyprexazydis11

inklingowl

cute-sushi-roll

depsidase

sandmandaddy69

qualitysigns

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

somerandomgit

oriocookie

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

mp-lily

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

mclennonyaoi

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

mclennonyaoi