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[bnq]

There was a pool 🏊‍♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.

[sourorchard]

[justme--48]

[insurggent]

the sunset was beautiful tonight

[spaceships-for-sale-deactivated]

Is this what American sky’s look like?

[imaloserinlove]

Yes

[bbkinns]

Only on 4th of July🇺🇸

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Hang on what was number five?

[teamvoorhees]

@libertarirynn   #5 was - 

[lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024]

THATS A DOG?

[traceytonight]

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Also this

[twelvalicious]

[tonyalmeida]

[planetofsnarfs]

A.I. tried to recreate gymnastics and gave us a Lovecraftian nightmare of unimaginable terror

ALL HAIL OCTOBUTT!

[myothertardisisonthemun]

This is the ideal gymnast body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like...

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

Natalie M’phylgwnth from Carcosa just finished her beam routine, which has left another judge screaming and blind. We’re going to take a break as they look for another volunteer.

[atalana]

[dear-ao3]

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[thedankmemes]

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

Happy 10 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

[screenshotsofdespair]

[big-low-t]

Yeah… same here…. same here.

[o-kurwa]

[mapsontheweb]

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

[queer-as-city-folk]

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

[bisthefairy]

Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining

[queer-as-city-folk]

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[millerflintstone]

Today's serotonin is brought to you by videos of cats trying to catch Olympic gymnasts on TV screens

[knightofleo]

😺

[whosname]

[Transcription: "My cat was attacking the cords behind my monitor as I was "typing" up notes for the AP Micro class I teach and only after I got her down did I realize I still had the "Dictate" microphone on"

Utility is subjective (Not everyone needs a Ford F-150 for instance)

Utility is difficult to quantify (But for the sake of learning we'll assume it can be measured in utils)

Total Utility is the total amount of satisfaction or pleasure a person derives from consuming some specific quantity of a good or service are you kidding me right now what are you doing over there you you being a menace I'm trying to work I'm trying to get stuff done you just want pets obey them all the time stop it bill stop being bad just be good instead of being bad be good stop it stop it damn it damn it stop what do you want from me you're stuck in this spot that I can't grab you yeah I bet it is uncomfortable well guess what don't put yourself in a position where I have to keep doing this just be good ohh

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[kedreeva]

"Just be good instead of being bad"

[the-punforgiven]

Visit Original Link

[asmuchasidliketo]

#this is very good #its giving early 2010's tumblr audio shitpost #congratulations as per @nattousan's tags

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song?

Yes, it rocks

No

Voting ended onJun 15, 2025

[etherealspacejelly]

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real