THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

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THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR
This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human
That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard
actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon
“Peter. Mr. Man was my father. Just call me Ant.”
“I already have an aunt tho”
More than 8,000 people on Instagram watched Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live stream herself putting together IKEA furniture, drinking wine and talking about the GOP and climate change.
some important takeaways:
“it’s an allen-wrench-only situation so I’m in luck”
“In retrospect this is probably a horrible idea because if you try to multitask while building IKEA furniture … you look away one second and it assembles itself upside down.”
“this is about the messy transitions of human history”
*looking for a screw* “okay… the Long… boiiii”
“now is not the time to be moderate morally. I understand that some people are in a position where they need to be moderate politically, but not morally.” (my phone died here so this may not be the exact quote)
*when asked if she supports a female draft* “as long as we have a draft, i believe that all genders should be drafted. *eats a mouthful of popcorn* eQUALITY”
*on Puerto Rico* “whether as a commonwealth, whether as a US territory.. those are all code words for COLONY.” … “it is not up to the colonizer to impose a political status on the colony … because then you’re just perpetuating the colonization.” *after explaining the ways in which PR is exploited* “it’s about fighting for the binding self-determination of the Puerto Rican people”
“thumbs up if I should try and build this without a screwdriver”
“Okay let me lay out my givens and uh… have fruit snacks”
*what’s your opinion on capital punishment* *eating a fruit snack* “im aGAINST IT”
*asked how many years until the world ends again* We have 12 years to cut emissions by 50%, if not more. And for everyone that wants to make a joke about that, you may laugh, but your grandkids will not. So understand that the internet documents everything. And for all those people… you know you wanna talk about looking backwards… you look back and you open history books on the civil rights movement and you see those folks who are protesting against the ability of African Americans and black Americans to have the right to vote and they would hold up these bigoted signs, and these signs that said things like what about white rights and all of this stuff in like the 1950′s and 1960′s. So just know that in the present day there are people who hide the fact that their families and their grandparents fought against equal rights in the United States, not 100 years ago, not even 80 years ago, but in this generation’s lifetime. So just know that while a lot of people can hide that their grandparents did that in the civil rights movement, you should also know that the internet documents everything and your grandchildren will not be able to hide the fact that you fought against acknowledging and taking bold actions against climate change. And for people who are trying to mock and delay this moment, I just feel bad for you. I just pity you for your role in history right now.”
*when asked why the Republicans hate her so much* The reason Republicans hate me so much is because I confront them directly on their lack of moral grounding on so many issues. And not just that, but the reason they’re so upset and they act like that girl in The Exorcist that’s like, vomiting pea soup—that’s like them and negativity—the reason that they do that is that they need to fiercely protect a paradigm and way of thinking that says short term gains are more important, no matter how marginal, than any long term loss and any long term cost … And I'm here to tell you that maybe Q2 profits are not more important than our grandchildren. That’s what I’m here to say. So you can do whatever you want. You can troll me in the short term, you can rake me over the coals, you can make me look like whatever, like a joke in front of all society, but just know that that’s a short term reality. Know that that’s a short term reality. And whether I’m here or whether I’m not here, the truth and the facts stay the same, BROTHA. … It may take a generation, but truth will always rise. It will always rise. And so long as I can go home every single day and look at myself in the mirror and say ‘you did what you thought was right and you did not compromise people and their well being along the way’ as long as I can sleep at night, that’s all I care about. And I can sleep at night knowing that I did everything I could for all people. … I’m not in this for some like, long term political calculation. I’m here to do the most good each day. That’s what I’m here to do. So… das what it is.”
“Someone said happy hump day (in the comments) and I always laugh because I barely ever know what day of the week it is anymore”
*someone said ‘girl still didn’t get furniture’* “i kNOW!! my self-care is lacking”
*someone asked what she’s building* “I’m tryna make a desk but due to earlier voting, because I allowed DIRECT DEMOCRACY over my IKEA assembling, y’all voted for me to make this desk without screwdrivers!!!”
“did they… not give me table legs???” (they did)
“ruh-roh”
when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
Fucking dropped him…
If I don’t reblog this assume I died
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER
REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.
also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate
if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula
LAIKA !
Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying
you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan
*thor hands peter a mug of beer*
Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!
Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.
Thor: Oh!
*hands peter two mugs of beer*
Thor: You are a growing boy.
Tony: Thor no.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK
I’m just gonna leave this here…
These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:
Don’t need naps
Can go on hikes for longer
Can be left alone for longer
Less fragile
Teeth don’t randomly fall out
Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over
Surprise fear periods done with
No more growing in size or coat
My dog was listed free on Craiglist because of an inherent breed trait of nipping at heels. He was two, perfectly well-trained, didn’t pull on his leash, and loved me after like 2 days of grief from moving out of an established home. He’s been my best bud ever since. Also if you adopt senior dogs they’re more likely to be chilled out companions.
All my friends roast me for wanting an adult dog but like…they’re just so chill and sweet? All dogs deserve loving homes
I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others
people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them
Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!
*doing teacher evaluation* idk you but ive seen u around school and u seem chill hmu sometime rate: 9