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Just a guy who gets bored easily, likes to draw occaisionally, enjoys anime, likes reading, and really enjoys gaming as well... Ask me whatever, I won't bite you... Some Info Games: Kingdom Hearts Series, Halo Series, Fable II, Portal 1+2, Assassins Creed 2-Brotherhood, Deadrising-Offthe Record, Skyrim, Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Shows: Gintama, Back Butler I-II, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Family Guy, American Dad, Hellsing Ultimate, Blue Exorcist. Books: The Skulduggery Pleasant Series, The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon), Harry Potter, The Green Mile, The Hogfather, The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic. Movies: Final Fantasy Advent Children, Toy Story 1-3, Despicable Me, Psycho (Original), The Wicker Man (Original), Avengers Assemble, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars. Characters: Claude Faustus, Organisation XIII, Ezio, Reaver, Cloud, Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine, Kadaj, Loz, Yazoo, Skulduggery Pleasant, Alucard, The Captain, Walter C. Dornez, Yukio Okumura, Loki.

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

Sometimes I'm like "it would be pretty neat to have a throne of skulls" but then I remember thrones tend to come with some kind of management type job and that's too much responsibility for me I think.

stainedglasssqurriel

Consider instead a very fancy daybed frame made of skulls, for all your dramatic lounging needs. No one will interrupt your relaxation time when there's the looming thought in their mind that they, too, have a skull to donate to the furnishings.

my cousin gave the family less than a 24 hr heads-up that he was getting married today. sent via text message.

Which to be fair to him, that was about 12 hrs more heads-up than we got when his sister married and apparently 20 hrs more than my parents gave, and 24 more than I plan to give.

But. i am going to murder him for this.

Why does this keep happening in my family? Well you see, the only way to prevent my grandmother from hiring a fucking mariachi band and making the wedding into a massive Thing tm is to make sure she doesn't have time to do so.

there is a mariachi band here now and I Don't Know How she got them on this short of notice.

When I grow up I wanna be your grandma

i think she keeps them in her purse so that might be a good place to start.

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a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

there's nothing more swagless to me than people who try to make vampires less horny. where's your fucking honor. "a vampire wouldn't care about being sexy while drinking your blood because they don't need to you're just a food source to them" WELL MAYBE THEY WANT TO. MAYBE SOME OF US ARE HOT ENOUGH THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO TRY. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT HUH.

i like this better actually

sweaterkittensahoy

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time.

Legend.

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i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

i drew over my fan because i just needed something else to look at

Fan that makes you trans by immediate contact with the air flow

Airstrogen...

And testostAirone

the cult of the traveler

i cant get “the cult of dionysus” by the orion experience out of my head, and i keep imagining it w/ the nein and the travelercon arc.

like… “So let’s make a decision, start a new religion Yeah, we’re gonna build a temple to our love“

jes and arty spreading word of the traveler throughout the world

and just like… imagining the two of them singing in the place of the two people there

Jester: I’m feeling devious Traveler: You’re looking glamorous Jester: Let’s get mischievous Traveler: And polyamorous Both: Wine and women and wonderful vices Welcome to the cult of Dionysus

and like their hubris later when trying to pretend to be sehanine:

“Or start a secret society for the wild and free Our ideology is ‘You can do what you want Too much is never enough’ We are the Life, we are the light We are the envy of the gods above”

i love them so so so so much and i miss them a ton

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somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

humans need a healthy dose of believing in benign bullshit. four leaf clovers. salt over the shoulder. if you don’t let it out in little ways it builds up inside of you where it rots until you join qanon.

Actually the complete opposite of this

huff my nuts

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carlottagiudicellivevo

NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

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outta my way gayboys im about to go swimming in the Gender

nothing has broken me like this... the sign that says GENDER.......

working on the Nieuwe Gender... this stream really said Trans Rights

finally. the source of the gender fluid

eternallovers65

them>>>>>>>>>the rest of the movies industry

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Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

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