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The reblog-blog blog, i just post what i feel is funny or doesn’t match with my main here.

[targetedknowledge]

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[xrd]

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[aminta]

a real true mutual waits until you are opening tumblr at work to reblog sexually explicit art

[cosmosarcana]

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

[maria-ruta]

Help

[atlas-prime]

[animentality]

[demilypyro]

metal gear solid peacewalker if it was fucking stupid

[cutecipher]

if the macbook is so good why isnt there a cheesebook?

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[pocketss]

that’s a hard yes

[pawg-papi-deactivated20230808]

Sweet Sixteen at 9/11

[computationalcalculator]

[marsdemo]

[trans]

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[perfectday1972]

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.