Land of Secrets and Beauty

noah, ace, 19 ♂, anime is my life and according to a random test i took i am a sylph of space. Madoka is God. THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER FREE P.S. i dont normally tag things but if you want me to i will do my best to remember to...

[chefpyro]

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

[dean-colette-deactivated2026050]

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

[henderys]

unrealistic. blocked,

[factsinallcaps]

THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:

THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH

THE NOVEL “DRACULA”

THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS

THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES

THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH

[sightless-raiton]

… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?

[factsinallcaps]

NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

[factsinallcaps]

YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.

[marauders4evr]

No no no no no!

Don’t write fanfic!

Those things are in the public domain!

You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!

Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!

[pinejaysong]

what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted

[dogglefoxkvk]

Here’s where the romance happens

[thynapocalypse]

“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

[thynapocalypse]

ok so explanation of horsequest:

9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[helpivefallenandicantgetlaid]

i haven't been on tumblr for almost a year now and everything is different

who the hell is dat boi?

oh shit waddup?

i feel like an adult trying to connect with the hip youth of today

[mxrkgarcia-deactivated20170108]

[helpivefallenandicantgetlaid]

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[helpivefallenandicantgetlaid]

me: walks into living room

tv: tonight on how its made

me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

[captainriz]

So you like chemistry puns...

[ischemgeek]

captainriz:

Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.

[cosyouaremyheaven]

this is the most infuriating thing I have ever seen

[brianthuff]

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

[phillillillip]

“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

[mousathe14]

I CANT BREATHE

[moonlightsdreaming]

愛の戦士 sailor venus by mieux on pixiv

[sirartwork]

Because I could.

[nobodysaheartless]

This statue shows the separation of the body and mind.

At the Haeinsa Temple in Korea.

[detectivechmilewsky]

Bunch of neat little comics from the gallery called ‘Minority Monsters’. Check it out here: http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/

[kiraisstillhere]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[notmakoto]

sometimes all i want in life is for an anime character to share a birthday with me

[timelocked]

[lordjadeharley-deactivated20130]

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

[salty-disposition]

Its never too early to start reblogging this

[brokeyuppiepunk]

I love how one set was not enough for him

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[shygaladriel]

MY TIME HAS NOW COME

[timelocked]

[lordjadeharley-deactivated20130]

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

[salty-disposition]

Its never too early to start reblogging this

[brokeyuppiepunk]

I love how one set was not enough for him

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[shygaladriel]

MY TIME HAS NOW COME