Officially Trying My Best

Welcome to my hot mess of interests, humor, and all around positivity. (Trans, Lesbian, She/Her, 30)

[sunsetsilvally]

Happy out of touch thursday

[werewolvesnearyou]

crazy 4-some

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[pokemonarchive]

Cyndaquil (2015) - Blue Shock Illustrator: Tomokazu Komiya BREAKthrough

[miss-mossball]

fallen dragon queen

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

it feels like i ran out of time

[balzog]

[ferindencadash]

[amygdalae]

hey do u mind if I fetishize you. What why are you upset I'm doing it wokely and gayly. No you don't understand I'm objectifying you empowering style. You should be grateful someone like you is getting this attention like you shouldn't be looking a gift horse in the mouth with what you've got going on. Why are you mad

[mousegirlheart]

the best genre is mousepunk

[mousegirlheart]

i consider mousepunk to be worldbuilding where a society of mice adapt human objects to meet their own needs.

Eg. that thing where cartoon mice sleep in empty sardine cans.

controversially, yes, this would include Stuart Little.

[mousegirlheart]

more mousepunk!

[2utora]

[gumi-megpoidd]

her brain is like disco elysium

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[bixels]

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

[hail-the-villainess]

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

[dragongirlbunny]

[lady-viccy]

this is accessible after good foreplay

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

[hippy-craic]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

[yuripng]