Soleirolia soleirolii

fog in human form | 25

[helxine]

Coworker who went away gave me the pilates ball she was using at work as a chair and it's really fun. I can finally answer my e-mails while boucing on it in a professional way

[redstonedust]

i cant lie i did look at the sun. raw dogged it. it looked likte 👍 the sun. with a little bite out of it. my eyeballs hurt i would do it again. my final message fuck maragaret thacther. goodbye/

[helxine]

Went to the house of a guy I know to take care of his cat while he was away (kittyyy <3) and he had Women who run with the wolves by Clarissa Pinkola-Estés on his nightstand and knowing the guy I was baffled. "Oh no I just dropped my feminist literature in front of the queer owned cafe" ass move. Maybe. I'll try to be hopeful about him and that he's really learning. But experience has taught me never to trust 30-something italian men

[helxine]

you CANNOT tell me that a guy whose telegram (!) profile pic is him shirtless in his bathroom flexing his biceps backwards hat on his head will make good use of the information he gets from this book

[helxine]

fuuuuck my liege asked me for some prophecies and I've been procrastinating sending her the scrolls #courtastrologer

[narcissiste]

“Costume Art” exhibit at the MET.

From top left clockwise: Thom Browne, Jean Paul Gaultier, Thom Browne, Olivier Theyskens.

[enba-and-luka]

[nem23]

[heartcondition]

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

[chongoblog]

Your fucking ding ding dong or whatever

[the-punforgiven]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[bimmyjimmy]

Every morning i have a coffee on the balcony with Moose, and Jimmy likes to join us by sitting at the window

[godlessondheimite]

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

[playwrongs]

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[helxine]

stalking [redacted] will have me doing shit like logging in to linkedin dot com at almost 10pm bro if that's not a sign of profound suffering idk what is

[helxine]

just updated my profile because what was on it was incredibly embarrassing. I meant to stalk [redacted], not go through the whole entire linkedin humiliation ritual

[helxine]

Important precision : by [redacted] I do not mean an ex-partner. although now that I've dipped my toes in the cursed pond... no... I shan't

[helxine]

stalking [redacted] will have me doing shit like logging in to linkedin dot com at almost 10pm bro if that's not a sign of profound suffering idk what is

[helxine]

just updated my profile because what was on it was incredibly embarrassing. I meant to stalk [redacted], not go through the whole entire linkedin humiliation ritual

[helxine]

stalking [redacted] will have me doing shit like logging in to linkedin dot com at almost 10pm bro if that's not a sign of profound suffering idk what is

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post