❌Abigail Marie❌

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[mulberryash-deactivated20210723]

[incidentalcomics]

Lemons

[gallusrostromegalus]

I appreciate life leaving me alone to tear into the pomegranate with my feral little monkey hands in private.

[theambassadorposts]

truth as it is

[gaypeopletwitter]

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[kaijufluffs]

[onion-souls]

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

[blogofeggspast]

The realest shitposters are just god teir artists

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[4oh8]

Need me a freak like dis

[hemmo111301]

I

[sfrishberg-deactivated20190623]

[aviculor]

important psa about buns

[maitaijulie]

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

[amazingatheist]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

[shelbytaylorexists]

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.  3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.  (source)

[ghostlygossamer]

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

[mypasteluniverse]

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

[valleyfolkgifs]

[theawkwardlifeofapsycho]

Why is this not taught universally.

[dinosaursandzombies-blog]

the man is terrified haha!

[mosellegreen]

I think we all know why this isn’t taught universally.

[lazer-kitten]

I took a self defense course in college and they taught us this, and when I told it to my then-boyfriend, he laughed and said it was too extreme. That should’ve been my first red flag tbh

[mankillercalledbunny]

the fact that she doesn’t say “so he won’t do it” she says “when you’re in court” is terrifying

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post

[shodaw]

Bold of you to assume I know how to flirt with different-gender crushes in the first place

[sincerelycalum]

luke on stage with all time low (x)

[vulentines]

ive said it before and i’ll say it again. teenage queen still fucking slaps and i want the full version

[fiercefatfeminist]

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

[fiercefatfeminist]

Now. More. Than. Ever.

[princeoftheplayground]

Question: if I see someone pull off a Hijab, what should I do? I know there are reasons they are worn so I want to if i should stand in between them and who did this, should i protect them from view somehow, or something else? This has been happening a lot so I feel it’s something everyone needs to know.

[protectnevillelongbottom]

Good question! I cannot correctly and effectively answer, as I am a white, non-Muslim person; however, I will reblog in case any of my followers can answer. 

[inquisitivespirit]

I asked my Hijabi friend, so here’s one Hijabi’s answer: 

“my opinion is, definitely try cover them or give them something to cover themselves with. And perhaps shoo off the person, without putting oneself in danger! God forbid, if that happened to me, I would like someone to come and comfort me and give me something to cover my hair with and then help me report it to the cops “

[animatedamerican]

(Followers, if any of you are hijabi and would like to expand on this answer or offer alternatives, please do.)

[scifibi77-deactivated20190412]

If u see it happen to 1 of us, pls cover our head + hair with a coat or shawl or any piece of cloth, while hugging us in comfort. Please don’t get hurt by lashing out @ the perpetrators in any way, coz if they dare to do that, they’re probably too far gone in their own hatred to listen to any reason. Much love + Thank You to anyone who supports us.

[meanieyards]

yes !! everything said here is important af. if you see someone pull off a girl’s hijab immediately cover her hair and provide comfort. don’t talk to the perpetrator but try to get the woman out of there if you can. maybe if you have a scarf on you at the time give it to her so she can wear it until she’s alone and can replace her hijab. please please protect muslim girls because we already had it hard before donald trump became president and now its gonna be worse with people going around thinking their violence and cruelty is justified 

[hollowedskin]

for my other white ppl who might have a hard time, it’s my understanding that a hijab is like a major item of clothing, not an accessory like a hat or a scarf. so think abt it more like if someone just ripped someone’s shirt or skirt off. u don’t want to be left there exposed or have to walk home without it.

everyone, even outside America needs to protect our Muslim sisters in these times.

[quadriparesis-deactivated201908]

as a man, what would be the best thing to do? should i turn my head and avoid looking at their hair? can i still offer a jacket or something similar?

[wear-it-like-armour-bastard]

^I’m hoping someone has an answer islamaphpbia is on the rise in my town and I want to be a good male non Muslim ally

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

For men, yes please, we would prefer it if you avoided looking at our hair, and if we don’t have something to substitute as a hijab at that moment, anything you could lend us, a jacket, etc, would be very appreciated.

Also, since most girls avoid physical contact with men they’re not related to, please do not hug them, but rather shoo the offender away if you can, or at least escort the girl to a safe place. You can still offer words of encouragement and support. Furthermore, understand that the victim may not be very welcoming towards you because she’ll obviously be shaken, and won’t know where you are coming from. If that’s the case, please still give her something to cover herself (hijab is very important, think of it as someone ripping your shirt off) and stand some distance away until you are sure she’s in safe hands.

Thank you so much for your support, we really appreciate it, god bless all of you.

[clairethehuntress-deactivated20]

In the horrible climate we’re currently in, please take note of this.

[oak-antlers]

Reblogging this again for the guy-instructions

[geekandmisandry]

Same

[haboutijustgoaheadandrant-blog]

signs of emotional abusers:

never says sorry,  ever, or only says sorry when they want something or they are forced to by others around them

yells at you for small things, like accidently dropping food on the counter, forgetting to put something away, or things that aren’t your fault like running out of cereal, or being attacked by an animal or person; blames you for things they do or just generally anything that goes wrong

ignores you/neglects your emotional needs, like spending hours on the computer and never wants to spend time with you/values things or work more than you

never compromises, always need you to do things their way or else its “the wrong way” and/or belittles you for it. always needs you to be interested in their life/things but isn’t interested in your life/things

belittles you for your opinions or feelings and makes you feel like they’re not valid or that theyre dumb.

if they’re religious and they’re your parents, they are always ready to pounce on you when they think you are not doing the right thing or threatens to kick you out of the house if you are not/or dont do the things they say or want/think are godly

always has to control how you look/act/dress

is mean to you then acts nice immediately after and expects everything to be ok again expects you to forgive them right away or else you’re in the wrong

buys you things then acts like its your fault that you dont like them/want them and/or forces you into eat them/wear them/use them by yelling at you or belittling you 

acts like your emotions are wrong

keeps you from your friends and family in roundabout (or obvious ways) and possibly acts like this is your fault

tells you that they have never done what you say they did, even though they did, never admits faults (gaslighting)

treats you like a child even if you are an adult

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

[goodmoviesareincolor-deactivate]

bruh theres some guy who keeps track of all the mass clown incidents in the united states and it happens like every 20 years its fuckin weird

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are you fucking telling me It is based on true events

[niallhoren]

“Oh that is true, that is true.”

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[coneybitch]

rb for the advice

[captainx-camino]

And not just the boys, but girls too.

Just because you’re in a bar or club with only other women does not mean you are inherently safe.

My best friend got drugged by a girl in an all female bar and was almost raped in the bathroom.

Always remember to be careful.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Alllll of this. I’ve seen some shit at pride man… Be safe

[zamosvelour-blog]

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did