rat bastard

he/him 15 | trans boy | i really like goats

[hemogoblin46]

greetings and hallucinations ૮( Θ ˕ Θ )ა⁩

call me hemo, or rat boy. whatever floats your goat man

can you tell i'm really neurodivergent about goats

shark above has been specially trained to eat bigots everyone else is welcome here :)

「profile picture is the icon for White Goat YAGIKICHI which is a sticker pack on line. all credit to yui nakajima, who is the artist.」

[cherubg1rl]

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a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

[hemogoblin46]

for some reason i have said tylenol as talenol my entire life. i'm not from the south, i don't know why i do this, i have no plans to stop

[hemogoblin46]

i love scag as a character, her interactions are super funny. but every time i hear her name i think someone's talking about skag, as in heroin

like why are we shooting up in the regretevator- oh it's just the computer never mind

[hemogoblin46]

when i was a little girl, (i'm a dude now), i used to ask siri out on dates if i feeling was bored. like i could've been doing anything else but instead i was flirting with siri and asking if she was free this friday

she never accepted but i still believed she would eventually

i will never surpass the shear charisma i had at that time, it's all down hill from here

[hemogoblin46]

we need a better onomatopoeia for goat noises or bleats cause saying mehhhh online sounds like i'm indifferent when really i am a freak

[chickensoupdemon]

Pilby puppet I made a Lalala

[hemogoblin46]

PILBY PUPPET PILBY PUPPET PILBY PUPPET

two of my favourite things in the entire world in one being

thank you thank you thank you for making this i love you

[hemogoblin46]

playing sonic speed sim last night (hopelessly addicted). and someone says "good night everyone, i'm going to bed, i have a big exam tomorrow" so i wish them good luck and close chat to continue playing.

this motherfucker never left the game. i played for an hour after they said that, and they was still there.

i still hope they did well

[voraciouspangolin]

[erodingsinner]

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

[isuggestgetfatter]

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

[hemogoblin46]

spent the entirety of my life eating the white turkey meat whenever it was thanksgiving. but this thanksgiving (im canadian we get it early here) i tried dark meat. holy fuck. it's a thousand times better than white meat. it's so good dude i can't even put it into words just 🤤

[hemogoblin46]

talking to a friend who's also on tumblr made me realize that saying the words 'poob' or 'goncharov' aloud feels extremely wrong. they should only be read, never uttered

[monarch-aip]

i just finished the show 3 years too late but HOOOOLY

[indigonite]

Please…

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

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