“Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?” “Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.”
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NASA
Stranger Things
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we're not kids anymore.

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“Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?” “Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.”
A giant helium balloon bearing the face of an ojisan (middle-aged man) appeared in the sky in Utsunomiya on Sunday, in an event organized by the Utsunomiya Museum of Art to bring artwork to the public outside museums.
The balloon measures 15 meters in diameter and features the face of a man who lives in the city. The man was selected from 218 applicants.
he watches over us all
I trust him
this is no moon
I had to look up what ‘glass him’ was, and I was not disappointed.
That should be a new term. When you accidentally glass somebody: when you mean to do or say something nice but it turns out horribly hurtful and offensive instead
Arme Shepard.
i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming
nonbinary ghost isn’t having any of it today
@ruminationofficial
Lateraal denken
Huntress: Wow. I never knew the Girl Scouts were responsible for the crop circle phenomenon. The Question: Few people do. Few even think to ask the question.
beeishappy:
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Leslie Knope is never not relevant
Happy N7 Day!!!
I didn't expect to find myself living in the future, but here I fucking well am
DCI Karin Park, Black Mirror
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Where is that fucking gif of the guy standing in the fall breeze and a leaf hits his face and he eats it
Honestly, I’m surprised Canada didn’t try this first
You wanna know why we didn’t try this first?
That’s the size of some of our leaves.
That’s not even an argument that just means more food
The fried leaf looks like a cheez it
YOUNG MAN THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN I SAID YOUNG MAN EAT A LEAF OFF THE GROUND
Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
Leslie Knope
Brass Eye is alweer 20 jaar oud, maar zou je zo vandaag weer op de buis kunnen brengen. “Some would say tish and fipsy; but others wouldn't due to repeat woundings from weapons like this.” (Raket met label “MODERN CULTURE”.)
dissociation bingo
When I die, I want Blizzard to lower my coffin so they can let me down one more time
So I got this ad on youtube...
It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.
And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”
And I look at the bottom.
the ad is seven hours long.
UPDATE
i’m half an hour in
the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.
He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon
he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.
HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA
he’s really getting into the book
He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.
HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET
the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing
more compelling than real tv tbh
Guys this is pathetic… we’re spending our time re blogging a post about a 7 hour ad for cellular coverage that just features a guy in a meadow. We could be doing so much more with our time. Like watching the ACTUAL ENTIRE 7 HOUR VIDEO FOR OURSELVES! I FOUND THE LINK!
Excellent.
that’s not how you open…………a can of….pickles.