exhale.

I'm Tia. I'm 30.

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[8nin]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[kaijutegu]

My sister is having another baby and I'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't an alligator.

[briearesea]

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

i wish i could remember who made the recommendation to "make a list of all the different ways someone could feel about a topic in your fictional setting and then make each of them a character" because it is a great technique and is also extremely fun

[389]

[camillefaglia]

[jingerpi]

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

[yurimartyr]

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[niceferatu]

just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

[langernameohnebedeutung]

still astonished that there are people who really refer to Twitter as "x" now. Even in casual conversation. You don't need to do that.

[swarnpert]

we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

[grizzlyadventures]

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

[seventhfracture]

me at a mountain designed by Junji Ito

[cipheramnesia]

First appointment to discuss bottom surgery

[friendlyneighborhoodseamonster]

bugs when kids put them in tupperware

[bramble-berries]

when you get lost inside the dress in the dressing room of the department store

[eggxalted]

An also. .sexb

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Guys getting hurt dot com

[divineundone]

guys getting hurt dot com slash careers