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your last 12 used emojis will tell you how 2020 is going to be for you
😂🤣😉😏😞😥❤☠😲⚰🗡🌟
O.O ...think..I'm dying in 2020
I DROWNED AT SUMMERCAMP?!?!? (AND I GOT RESURRECTED..? 😱) **GRAPHIC**
LADY WHO LOOKS LIKE MY MOM TRIES TO KILL ME???!!👩👧😈😱 (SHE MADE ME PLAY A GAME...?!) *SCARY*
TWO IDIOTS FOUND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD... THEN BURIED IT???
BOSS KILLS MY PET RAT?! (SO I KILL HIM??!) *REVENGE PRANK GONE WRONG* ⚰☠
I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? Shut up, that’s why.”
It’s- it’s so accurate
You know what? I just found out I’m a ghost
I’m sorry. Your expectations are too high
Look me in the eye. I’m not a dork
look me in the eye you’re not the boss of me
You know why bob? Shut up, that’s why.
Hey, fuck you buddy. Shut up, that's why.
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’
also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird
“never seen in the light of the sun//sleeps all day & is awake at night” “can’t eat garlic” “dresses weird” “can’t enter your home uninvited” “won’t go into churches” “drinks weird red liquid”
this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.
You guys are missing the biggest joke, everyone will actively call them “the vampire” but think nothing of it
If there's any videos out there of you from like the 80's and you haven't aged though... you still good fam. Guy is abnormal psych looked EXACTLY like a guy in a video we were watching, and everyone called him out on it.
We didn't care, he even played into it. It became a joke... so... think college students just have more things to worry about than becoming a vampires meal. Death is better than having to take that calculus final!
First day of life up until 6th grade
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and then….
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
Update:
2 years since my coming out
2 years on hrt
2.3 years on hrt
2 and a half years on hormones
Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes
At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving.
These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)
During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.
I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would.
Lil mini update!! It’s my 5 years on hormones and I think that’s quite the milestone to be proud of so here’s some pics since the last update.
Can’t wait to see how the next 5 years go!
New Update!!
Today is my 6 years on HRT! Half a dozen years seems like it went by a lot faster than i thought it would but I’m so grateful for the place that I’m in both with my appearance and my perception of myself. I feel a confidence I never thought I could achieve.
me, every time i see this thread: oh god she’s so pretty
me, still scrolling: oh god she’s so pretty
me, at the end: oh god she’s so pretty
Oh my gosh she’s gorgeous
trans girls invented glow-ups you cannot change my mind
She is pretty!!!
She’s so pretty!
She’s STUNNING
These posts just make my day <3 seriously beautiful!
happy pride month! 🏳️🌈💕🌈
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
One week, one month, one year, two years!
I kind of disregarded my beard anniversary this year but I started letting it grow on Nov 1st, 2017! I was really fucking scared but honestly very suicidal at the time and needed to do something drastic to change my life.
It’s been ultimately a positive experience, and one I would never give back for anything. For those who don’t know, I’m a cis woman who was diagnosed with PCOS when I was 15. I started growing facial hair and stomach and chest hair at age 12, and shaved it DAILY until age 26.
PCOS affects one in five people with ovaries, and there are millions of people with ovaries who naturally can grow a beard and other body hair. We’re conditioned to believe that women do not grow body hair, and so we spend decades hiding it, pretending it’s not an issue we face.
People I know, myself included, have been terrified of anyone finding out. They refuse to let partners touch their face, their stomachs, they panic if they go on a trip and forget a razor.
This is BULLSHIT. There’s nothing wrong with your body hair. There’s nothing wrong with YOU. You’re not even uncommon!
Sorry I kinda rambled but seriously y’all, face your insecurities head on. It’s worth it.
Also this post is NOT for terfs and transphobes, and is trans inclusive. Trans men can and do have PCOS sometimes, and trans women are allowed to be as fucking hairy as me if they want. Who cares!
Stumbled across this in my feed and it couldn't have made me smile more!
Absolutely love the message but ADORE YOU! 😍💕 fucking beautiful all the way down to your heart!
My approximately 6 year old cousin told me this joke
Him: will you remember me in 5 years?
Me: yes
Him: will you remember me in 10 years?
Me: yea
Him: knock knock
Me: who’s there
Him: you forgot me already??
A classic
blessed girl
You also broke into my house and tried taking over my closet like a reincarnation of the Mongolian Empire...
Secret Recipes To Try At Home
Here are the instructions since people keep asking!
Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade
Holy fuck
Yes I needed these in my life thank you
someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
I tried to scroll past I really did
Nemesi and Austyn cute cuddle time 💕😊 Austyn always feels at peace laying on his man
3! Count 'em 3 hands!! I have surprised and surpassed my own expectations with how well they came out 😂 and that's what matters most to me
Well shit ^.^; meant to post this here...
Onision Thoughts and -maybe- Revelation
Out of curiosity, the same type that makes people study a car wreck when driving by, I check Onision's socialblades now-and-then. With the news of his channel, Uhohbro being removed I thought it would be interesting just to see what that one looked like. If it was even still up. And it is, but what's really interesting is the video socialblade has up for Uhohbro.
If it is the last video he posted and the reason the channel was removed for hate speech, things make a LOT of sense.
In the first 'video' in the collection of videos for this video is him talking about hair, which eventually comes to the real point he was reaching for. He is mainly talking about black women's hair through the entire thing, with some EXTREAMLY poor choice of words about how they don't wash their hair as regularly as other ethnicities do.
In his words he calls those types of women dirty and disgusting, making comments that basically makeit seem like he's saying that they must not bathe.
The recordings after that first part is him clearly not understanding why people were so pissed at him "talking about hair", and he continues to dig himself in a hole by putting down everyone that got mad at him. This lack of understanding and abusive speech towards people... is honestly expected from Onision at this point. Once again he falls into the behavior of blaming others for not hearing his real message -which was that there are products for daily hair cleansing that black women can use, and if you don't it's because you are lazy and don't want to put the effort in. GREAT FUCKING MESSAGE THERE!?-
On top of his usual "you guys are morons" validation of why he doesn't need to apologize, Onision also adds in that everyone that had problems with what he said did so because he was white. He then starts his preaching about how he isn't racist, missing the point that as a white male he can't understand the struggle of taking care of natural black hair.
I stopped watching about half-way through, when he started explaining his oh-so-great main point. You know, the one about some black women being lazy and unable to take care of their hair "properly". 'Cause I can only take so much of this man.
So if you want to check out the rest of this fucking masterpiece of a train wreck, please check the Uhohbro socialblade page.
I can't be certain that it is the last video he posted or the one that got the channel removed, but the evidence is pretty damming
"People with a delusion of grandeur often have the conviction of having some great but unrecognized talent or insight. They may also believe they have made some important discovery that others don’t understand or appreciate."
What is, reasons I can't trust my own thoughts?