Don't Think About It

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[gaywill]

straight people i need you guys to start having chemistry ASAP

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[bungerc0re]

it is incel speak and i try to not cede ground to them whenever possible but "-mogged" entering the lexicon is so so funny

[bungerc0re]

im sorry to say they languagemogged us

[chilewithcarnage]

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

[chilewithcarnage]

they're putting me down tomorrow 😔

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[brucebocchi]

how about you magic the gather some bitches

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[cuckerfailson]

The goal of kink is to predict the way one is going to die and preemptively eroticize it so at least when you go out you might get to cum from it.

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

my juggling guy fanart

[piss-bong]

[ampersand-amplified]

new to juggling. We call this trickle down economics.