Rat Crust

Catching the vibe-Slaying the game-Keeping it real-Dan Howell kin-22-he/him 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇧🇪

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[wispsofwhimsy]

no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes! (tags from @misscrazyfangirl321)

[thissweetenamor]

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[sovietnam]

[insomniparty]

[lunasgayshit-deactivated2026050]

suddenly the fucking

[arch-user]

they must've opened the fridge

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[asadsadtree]

i made an emo pride flag for dan so he doesn't have to use that godawful straight pride flag

its lowkey a vibe

[weicecilia]

[herdingrats]

Exorcisms in books and movies always have the spirit leaving the body through the mouth like aggressive vomiting but I think realistically an evil spirit would pass like a giant menstrual blood clot.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[universeleads]

Another update: I taught him what it means when something is "the GOAT" and we've been teaching the dog new tricks, so whenever he learns a new trick, we call him goated. My grandpa taught him a new skill while I was at work and the first thing he said to me when I got home was "the goated dog knows how to roll over on command now :)"

[herpsandbirds]

[silverhawk]

the dusky iory……sunset bird????? they literally look like a sunset. absolutely gorgeous

[flipandflock]

While we’re talking about cool lories, I’d like to introduce you to the Black Lory…

Little dragon birds with fire tails!

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

BOTH OF THESE BIRDS ARE DRAGONS, SO SAYS I.

[hamelin-born]

@notavodkashot

[hircines-hunter]

@sulphuricgrin @madamefluffnstuff @nekrops-shaped

[madamefluffnstuff]

I NEED THESE DRAGON BIRDS IN MY WORK ASAP—

[birdhism]

[cheshireeprincess]

Someone get her messy ass to interview those vampires next.

“So was this book nobody asked for just you finding any excuse to talk about your ex?”

[herdingrats]

“‘This is the only sun you will ever see again. But a millennium of nights will be yours to see light as no mortal has ever seen it, to snatch from the distant stars as if you were Prometheus an endless illumination by which to understand all things.’”

[schrutexbucks]

i know i've posted the "my little artist claudia" before in a different format but it kills me every time lol

interview with the vampire tweet round up 116//xxx

[watermelonlicker]

[thesunoficaruss]

big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.