5% human, 95% bad sense of humour

Ila/♀/18 In case you wonder, this blog is about everything I'm obsessed with, or relate to, or laugh at, or wathever. Which means a lot of stuff that i won't list since I hate listing things description-wise. Now, something about me: I live in Italy and I speak (more or less) English, German and Spanish. I'm an ordinary teenager that dreams a lot but expects nothing lucky to ever happen. However I always try to stay positive =) Leave a message if you wish, it'll make my day!!

[brooklyn99things]

[overpricedvodka]

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

[koivulehma]

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

[onlytwitterpics]

[b-rainrot]

[bootycap]

chris pine is having a rough weekend

[jonathan-harks]

Goblet of fire au where Harry is entered into the Eurovision song contest

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iignatz]

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[amanitacaplan]

[fairycosmos]

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

[honestlyyoungpersona]

Isn’t that lovely?

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[kiefbowl]

LORDLY OVER THE BOWL

[bubbagumps]

► Film Facts ➛ Grease (1978) ღ Elvis Presley died the day this scene was filmed

[helloitsbees]

rizzo fucking killed him

[pranpatlove]

Skam Month { week 2} Favourite female character ☞ SANA BAKKOUSH

[memewhore]

[professorspork]

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

[bilaqua]

*wants to chill and avoid drama* *is opinionated and takes no shit, criticises everything and needs to have the last word*