here lemme juts

here we juts blag but we try not to go too ogreboard on the butts "With great power comes an utter disregard for responsibility"

[moontouched-moogle]

I can’t reblog the post about the Pepsi logo redesign document for some reason so here it is

go look at it and be dumbfounded

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[ratbastard69420]

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

[were--ralph]

This is the funniest video ever

[grumsal]

Gordon Ramsay to his students after a huge bout of diarrhea

what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty

[memewhore]

[teratomarty]

Somehow, they managed to write a whole article about this without mentioning the... sound effect.

[localstarboy]

[girlnextvore]

I been searching my blog for the last hour tryna find this video its so fucking funny

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

you hunt street bats

[itznarcotic]

[r0zeclawz]

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

[o-kurwa]

[thedogeveryonehates]

stay mad😤

[icarianarts]

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

[3000s]

its becahse youre always on that damn toilet

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[blackpyrefly]

hashtag penis, hashtag balls

forever posting in these halls

searching for a gap or gate

for egress from this realm of hate

yet still im stuck between these walls

hashtag penis, hashtag balls.

[drdaanvondutch]

thoughts.

could i survive a danganronpa? NO. i would betray everyone and die in fifth trial.

Could i survive your turn to die? YES. no reason neede.  suck sou silly

could i survive squid game? NO. my bones are made of metal

could i survive a saw trap? YES. as long as it’s not rigged.

could i survive in breaking bad? YES. saul goodman

could i survive in Walking Dead? Tv NO. zombie bites me in a walgreens.

could i survivein house MD? YES. i have boob s so house spares my life in the final round.

could i survive Death Note? YES. i know how to act like a normal teenage boy. and i would fuck misa and never kill L so i would live .

could i survive Fruitsbaskets? NO. that damn rat.

could I survive batman? NO. batman drops a flare on me 1000 times and i die.

could i survive minecraft? YES. but they put me in plains biome

could i survive in nosferatu 1922? YES. i know about world war 1 and

could i survive hotline mimi? YES. my mask is an anteater and i eat the ants

could i survive TF2? YES. im friends with sniper.

could i survive pokemon? NO. i dont know the pokemon an dthey can sense this like horses.

could i survive FNAF? NO. me and rotting guy have fun nad i get eaten

could i survive AP US History exam? YES. i gotta 4.

could i survive Dark Souls? YES. you have unlimited life in there.

could i survive Kitchen Nightmares? NO. gordon ramsey bakes me into a dish because i made him licorice pizza.

could i survive Diary of a Wimpy KId? YES. i bravely fight gregg in 1v1 combat and i win, using the civil war tactics his father taught me.

need i say more?

[grumsal]

Gordon Ramsay to his students after a huge bout of diarrhea

what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty

[glyphsmash]

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is