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[thorodinson]

Just as long as we’re all in agreement. Let’s kill him properly this time.

[thorodinson]

love and thunder babey that’s what thor’s muscles are made of

[hereonsakaar]

i am HOLLERING

[visionmcu]

– I don’t even know who you are. – You will.

Happy birthday @mximoffromanoff​!

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Loki: *slips and pretends to die five times in the same day*

Thor, every time, without fail:

[karazrel]

you didn’t get along with your parents so mum said we became your real family.

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Ant-Man and the Wasp Respond to IGN Comments

[captainmarvelstan]

Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

[kesteral]

this feels appropriate

[arin-sur]

we are not gods. we are born, we live, we die.

[romansroys]

“i got a thousand texans calling for gay sex in a marvel movie.” 

he really is so powerful 

[thorodinson]

Thor: Ragnarok // Avengers: Infinity War // Avengers: Endgame

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

[noodlenumber]

[marvel-lous-things]

Me: t

My phone: Tony Stark? Is that what you want, bitch? Tony stark huh??? TONY STARK??? LIKE YOU TYPE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DISASTER. YES WE FUCKING GET IT. YOU LOOOoooOOoVE TONY STARK 3000. YOU CAN STOP NOW OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE???? Your grades? Your future?? Do you even have a future???? HUH? CAN’T YOU THINK ABOUT LITERally AnYthIn-

Me: ony Stark

[deadtony]

even when i haven’t typed anything, the first suggestion is “tony”

[thorkizilla]

Whatever else we do or don’t think of Thor’s storyline in Avengers: Endgame I WILL HEAR NOTHING AGAINST THE PERFECTION OF THIS LOOK GIVE ME ALL THE HOT VIKING BERSERKER THOR WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND BRAIDED BEARD AND LIGHTNING IN HIS EYES AND DUAL WIELDING

[funnylime]

avengers end game spoiler

thanos has sex for like, 10 straight minutes on screen. you’d think it’d be a good time to go pee since it’s not exactly plot relevant but every cinema locks the doors when this scene plays

[firefox-official]

i have never been more disappointed to receive a text in my life

[firefox-official]

the funniest response to this is people telling me to tag it as a spoiler because it qualifies as a spoiler

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well