hérésie irisée

they/them, 30s, French; I enjoy fashion, tattoos, art, architecture, cats, SF/F, video games, astronomy, vague morbidity, and birds; current obsessions: witch hat atelier, tgcf; background obsessions : lotr, star trek.

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[punksalmon]

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

[kingfucko]

#no it can't be that i'm just not doing enough cocaine

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your cocaine

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[smashtheshell-deactivated202405]

[spectrumcore]

[s1l4s-3nj0ys-t0m4t03s]

she [unknown] on my [not yet unlocked] until i [can only be viewed at lvl 8]

[homunculus-argument]

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

[thenotme]

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

[homunculus-argument]

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.

[homunculus-argument]

If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.

[starstruck-heretic]

So etymologically speaking, anything that has had salt sprinkled on it is a salad

From old french "salade": something that has been salted

[homunculus-argument]

✔️salty

✔️chopped

✔️random bullshit

Ah fuck, I am a salad.

[huariqueje]

Loon Gathering - Mia Bergeron , 2026.

American , b. 1979   -    

Coloured acrylic on flat panel , 6 x 6 in.

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[patchworkgoblin]

Been wanting to work more with texture and find a style of rendering that doesn't stress me out. I think we are getting there

[quinnception]

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

The most important thing about hualian is that they were always going to be in each other’s lives and like each other to some capacity. It’s not that Hua Cheng waited and searched for Xie Lian because he was pining for some long-lost prince he'd once seen.

He’s looking for the kind soul that made him eat so he wouldn’t die. He’s looking for the older soldier he protected during a hard fight, who told him he wanted this kid to train under him. He’s looking for the man who got drunk and spilt his sorrows to a ghost fire and talked to him like he was a person. He’s looking for his fellow war orphan, who was self-destructive and suicidal when he last saw him. He’s looking for his general, whom he followed into a ghost rage. Xie Lian is all of these things to Hua Cheng, and more importantly, Hua Cheng is all these things to Xie Lian.

He never forgot that kid he wanted to protect, that young soldier he wanted to train. He remembers the devoted ghost fire fondly, and Wu Ming is the wound on Xie Lian’s soul that never healed. They were always thinking about each other. They always cared for each other to some capacity. They like each other. They are friends. Like, yes, greatest love story ever told, he looked for him forever, but Xie Lian had no idea!! Like, if Xie Lian had known Wu Ming lived, he would have looked for him, too.

They care for each other so much, they really do. Xie Lian isn’t like a prize to be gained for waiting; he’s his long-lost friend, whom he’s met again, and they are reuniting. It’s beautiful. They are beautiful.

[lexxnova]

A part of you has to die every time you evolve

[thelioninmybed]

Witch Hat Atelier, but instead of being about a cute little witch who lives in the mountains, it's about a middle-aged alcoholic tormented by a relationship he can't remembe-

FUCK post cancelled

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[nemfrog]

“They swam through the sea, were a long time swimming.” Wonder tales from Russia. 1921.

[eggl-rd]

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

To me this is the difference between the triumvirates