back on My Bullshit (meaning this Hellsite)

I'm thicc and tired of those damn login-prompts, I just wanna read blogs like the morning newspaper in peace.

[russianblush]

#you're not you when you're hungry (for cock)

+ bonus (no aftercare or kisses = sad hollanov)

[handsywoman]

ilya rozanov's personal squishy

[tothecottage]

Okay cool

[scp372]

obsessed w actors who are obsessed with their own characters like not in a weird “method acting” way or whatever but in a yeah this is my character and this is the novel length backstory i wrote for them in my head and here’s the thought process behind the line i improvised and here’s what i think they did after the ending and whether or not they like olives on their pizza

[sharkcerer]

“My blorbo from my job”

[userilyarozanov]

-Are you gonna fuck me? -We will see. HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) ▸1x02, olympians

[heartedrivalry]

idk why shane gets annoyed with his mom laying out a 30 step plan to have his coming out sponsored by nike and rolex as if shane didnt wake ilya up with a powerpoint presentation on how to soft launch their relationship via a nonprofit

[gimmiekiss1221]

I'm hoping that once Yaga comes out, people will jump Lance Kingston/Henry Park crackship TT___TT They can be toxic and horrible ~together~, perhaps like Hollanov in your stalker!AU

anon when i tell you that i want henry and lance being evil together so fucking bad.....

it's a personal dream of my mine. i stand with you on this.

and yeah they would def be like my stalker au but also would be 10 times worse cause i think they would be hurting other people on top of being crazy toxic towards each other lol

like lance tracks down henry's victims for him or something and then henry does his thing while lance takes pictures and then they fuck about it

yeah hellllllll fucking yeahhhhhhhh

[sunnypeachyy]

Ilya vs Shane on his phone (¬`‸´¬)

bonus:

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[shilyas]

cutie!ilya (1/?)

[userilyarozanov]

SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) happy birthday @hcllanders!!! ❤❤ insp x

[creamsiclemelt]

Heated Rivalry | Episode 6 | The Cottage

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[shilyas]

condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[theshadiertwin]

Ugh, I keep getting emails and they're not even from AO3