No Sleep Ever

[kukurubean]

took these screenshots for people like me who would rather just know how to opt out than read several paragraphs on corporate greed

[heretoomuch]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[marinella-ela]

[typhlonectes]

Baby meerkats

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

Illegally small

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

Pobblers

[horseabortion69]

Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

[flesh-is-the-fever]

Oh there's so many of these

[a-book-of-creatures]

The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated

[bn-stands-for-book-nerd]

... And you hid it in the tags ?

[fuckysuckybrigade]

We have GOT to keep making fun of cis women who act like this. It’s the only way we can move forward

[scifi-guy]

"x ship is normalizing incest-"

Buddy

If game of thrones hasn't normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won't

[lentilswitheverything]

Spn ran for fifteen fucking seasons, it ran for over a decade, and wincest was consistently one of the two or three most popular ships. And it had no measurable impact on real world abuse. Maybe you think fandom is uniquely dangerous (why, idk, but this tumblr after all) but a pretty good rule of fandom is that if Spn couldn't do it, fucking no one else is going to manage it.

[silentstep]

(link to tweet)

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[judas-jpg]

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

[bunny-banana]

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

[ceekari]

It's a lot easier to prevent cramps from getting bad than to stop them once they already are. Take the medicine sooner and use the heating pad sooner rather than later.

[krakensdottir]

This is true of pain medication for ANY condition. My mom drilled this into me back when she worked as an O.R. nurse: Do not wait until the pain is bad. If you know it’s going to be, get ahead of it. First cramp? Medicate now. Twinges of a headache? Medicate now. Pulled your back and you know you’ll feel it later? Medicate NOW.

[tiberiumcookie]

What a great character design! Now draw her as a 30+ years old office lady being incompetent at her job

[narutoboysstuff]

[tench]

[anti-terf-posts]

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

[ashen-vulture]

we should consider that your mum is correct

[anti-terf-posts]

there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔

[viscerawizard]

just scrumbled past this

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

[anti-terf-posts]

you can't do this to me

[joeylivesinspace-inactive]

yes we can 😌

[anti-terf-posts]

NOOOOOO

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kinuko]

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[thepleasuregoblin]

when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there’s no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior.

[afloweroutofstone]

OP I’m hitting you with a shovel

[bundibird]

Anyway tag this with however many browser tabs you currently have. I have 40.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Thanks in part to you I now have a comprehensive categorization of types of people based on number of tabs they have open:

1-9: Kindred spirit. I am kissing you on the mouth

~10-25: Normal. This is more tabs than I would have open in most situations but it is not an unreasonable number.

~26-70: Woah there, partner. I don’t agree with this lifestyle but I understand it is normal for many people. Are you sure you need that many open though? Right at this very moment? Surely you can prune a few here.

~71-99: Okay calm down. You definitely don’t need that many open. When’s the last time you actually opened half of these, really?

100+: Official freak. This is too many. There’s no way you even remember which ones you have open. How are you supposed to find any of them?

1000+: Listen, I know I made a joke up there, I said “hoarder behavior,” but I think you may actually have a problem. With your browser tabs. You might as well have a maze of 50-year-old newspapers to navigate through to get to a youtube video. It’s time to re-evaluate the way you use the internet. I’m serious on this one.

[huffylemon]