white contestant on cooking show: *uses a splash of soy sauce* so what I’m going for here is this sort of Asian inspired….

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white contestant on cooking show: *uses a splash of soy sauce* so what I’m going for here is this sort of Asian inspired….
YOUR DRAGON NAME
last two letters of your first name
middle two letters of your last name
first two letters of your mother’s name
last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Teldels… What
shout out to all the women who don’t have beautiful skin on their bodies, who have body acne or keratosis pilaris or eczema or psoriasis or lots of pimples on ur butt or lots of ingrown hairs on ur legs or scaly elbows or whatever. You are not alone
It feels like that a lot b/c you almost never see people with severe skin issues post pics of themselves naked and lots of those pics are airbrushed but you know what you are still a motherfucking perfect badass
Keratosis pilaris is something we should really talk about more because both me and my mom have it (mostly on our arms) and both of us were pretty self-conscious about it in our teen years. Both of us scrubbed relentlessly to try and wear them away, she wore sweaters even during Texas summers in high school. It wasn’t until a couple years ago I actually found what it was, and just knowing that it’s a common thing made me feel a lot better. If you don’t know, this is what it looks like:
(photo not of me, found it on Google)
And it’s just a buildup of keratin around the follicle, it’s not an infection or rash or anything. In some cases it can be more severe and become much more inflamed, but if it doesn’t physically bother you then it’s nothing to worry about, and more people should know about that.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING WONDERED WHY MY SKIN LOOKS LIKE THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and you’re like “i hope you’re fucking happy now, i’m doing this for you”
@lolahardy This Means War?? :D
THIS MEANS MOTHERFUCKING WAR!!!
Do you think Kenma and Akaashi stand around together and talk and one day Akaashi just goes “I have a crush” and Kenma’s like “On who” and Akaashi tells him its Bokuto and Kenma kinda chokes and squints at him and is like “Dude why” and Akaashi sorta sighs and is like “I ask myself that everyday”
I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
The signs and which school they're in
Aries: Karasuno
Taurus: Aobajousai
Gemini: Shiratorizawa
Cancer: Aobajousai
Leo: Karasuno
Virgo: Shiratorizawa
Libra: Fukurodani
Scorpio: Nekoma
Sagittarius: Fukurodani
Capricorn: Shiratorizawa
Aquarius: Nekoma
Pisces: Aobajousai
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german speaking tumblr: [eternal Semmel vs. Brötchen drama reaching its peak]
me: ok nvm
Semmel 4 life
Das heißt Weck
“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”
Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today
I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner
That last one is a very polite burn. A+
Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.
“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”
I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.
As an American….. What the fuck is Eurovision
Some topnotch banter at Galeria today.
Die Sternzeichen als Brotsorten
Widder: Vollkornbrot
Stier: Roggenbrot
Zwillinge: Toast
Krebs: Knäckebrot
Löwe: Pumpernickel
Jungfrau: Fladenbrot
Waage: Dinkelbrot
Skorpion: Weizenbrot
Schütze: Baguette
Steinbock: Sonnenblumenkernbrot
Wassermann: Graubrot
Fische: Mehrkornbrot
when ur friend roasts someone
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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
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I will never not reblog this.
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