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[hesterias]

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[ofallingstar]

The Boy Friend (1971)

[gaygoatshane]

i don't watch horror but inde navarrette is so beautiful and that outfit she wore in paris with the boots and white skirt is so good i'm hard up for it. for her even

[phantomcodes]

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[hesterias]

like what am i supposed to do with this 🚬 what. bc idk. i just know i’d never win any argument ever.

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[actuallysara]

New/old photo of Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie for The NY Times

[enchantedbook]

The Moon Falls a Thousand Times by Naeemeh Naeemaei

[bugslibraryy]

Drunk Ilya sending Shane like devotional voice notes in Russian, just going on about how he’s his true love the other half of his soul, the only thing he’s ever wanted this badly, how beautiful he is, how he makes Ilya want to be a better man how he loves the home they have together how he will look after Shane forever. His drunk texts in English are like : “show me. her.” and Shane is like “who?” And Ilya is like “your hole, p lease tell her I miss her so. o bad < 3

[hesterias]

[yolkylemon]

💪 💦

ilya version

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[lucylehane]

ilya's slutty little "P"s (insp. @smores100)

[ilya-rozanova]

Hudson Williams for Men's Health

[shanehollandered]

[ozempicofficial]

[cupofdjoplease]

Joe in glasses but specifically these ones 🫦🫦

[luulapants]

in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.

when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"

but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.