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Concept: German is a cool language, it’s just that French is... cooler
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if i look back, i am lost
todays bird
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@hetalia-the-ghost-turnip
“The notion that German is an ugly language is simply French propaganda to deviate from the fact that French sounds like a dog choking on a plastic bag.”
-Aph Germany
Concept: German is a cool language, it’s just that French is... cooler
what if i... came back
but hey, that’s just a theory
A HETA THEORY
Guys
You know what to do. Help me convert her.
Teacher: Surprise in-class essay. Write about any topic you want
Everyone: Ugh, I don't know what to write...
Hinata, scribbling nonstop: Kageyama Tobio, also known famously as my best friend-
PART TWO with BABY HINATA MINI COMIC!!
The shirt was inspired from this
Part 1
Cute moments are precious like Fighting over your fave person
28 and 6 for Ennoaka if you're still taking requests?
28. Proposal fic. 6. Bookshop au. I’m sorry this is really short; I hope you like it!!
Akaashi sighed, leaning on his arm behind the counter as he stared at Ennoshita, his boyfriend, browsing the books. The buyer traced his fingers along the spine of Don Quixote, humming to himself before he turned to the other classics, picking up a copy of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
“What do you think of this?” He asked, waving the book at his boyfriend, disturbing the fragile peace and silence of the shop. Akaashi smiled slightly.
“I think you look amazing and gorgeous.”
“The book,” Ennoshita rolled his eyes with a laugh. “What do you think of the book?”
“Play.”
“Yes, I know it’s a play, but what do you think of it?”
“I think it will never be as beautiful as you.”
Ennoshita rolled his eyes again. “You’re so sappy sometimes. But seriously: should I get it?”
“No,” Akaashi said firmly, taking the book from Ennoshita before he handed it back to him, “I’ll get it for you. There you go. Have a good day sir.” He slipped the money into the register as Ennoshita shook his head at him.
“I really hate you sometimes.”
“No you don’t.”
“No I don’t. You’re the best boyfriend ever Akaashi. I’ll see you later,”
“See you,” Akaashi kissed his boyfriend on the cheek for Ennoshita left the shop. He had to remind himself to breathe as he glanced under the counter, opening the small, black, velvet lined box, admiring the silver ring inside. He looked back at the doorway of the shop, smiling.
From Akaashi: Chi-Chi! You left something at the shop!
From: Ennoshita: Huh? What?
From Akaashi: Guess you have to come and find out
Ennoshita pushed open the door to the shop, patting his pockets. “Keiji? What did I leave? Keiji?”
He headed over to the desk and frowned slightly at the slightly messy, handwritten kanji of his boyfriend.
Gone out. Be back at 19:84
Ennoshita chuckled, placing the note back. They’d played this game before in the shop, normally when no one else was there. He headed over to the shelf with George Orwell on it and picked up the front copy of 1984. A note fell out onto the ground by his feet. Ennoshita chuckled, placing the book back on the shelf before he picked up the note.
Don’t Expect anything too great. You may be disappointed.
“Come on Keiji, these are too easy.” Ennoshita mumbled to himself as he headed over to Charles Dickens, picking up the front copy of Great Expectations. Another note fell out onto the floor and he scooped it up.
Opposites attract they say.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Ennoshita mused aloud to himself, tapping the shelf idly as he fiddled with the note in his hands. He paused, noting the writing on the other side.
This one is pretty hard. Think Russian
“OH!” Enno laughed to himself before he rushed to Leo Tolstoy, picking up a copy of War and Peace. He picked up the note propped up behind it on the shelf, reading it carefully.
Don’t kill me. After all, it’s a sin to kill…
“A mockingbird,” Enno whispered to himself before he rushed over to Harper Lee, picking up the first copy of the book he could find. Another note fell from the shelf and he scooped it up.
Nearly there. This is the last one. Remember: go slowly and wisely. Those who rush stumble and fall.
“Romeo and Juliet,” Ennoshita laughed, placing the book back up before he headed over to the Shakespeare section. There, hidden in between the shelves, was his boyfriend. Akaashi smiled brightly when he spotted him.
“Keiji! Keiji, why did– What are you doing?” Ennoshita asked as Akaashi dropped to one knee in front of him.
“Chikara. Chikara, I love you more than I know how to say. I want to be with you for the rest of our lives, exchanging our favourite lines from beautiful texts and stories that light up our lives. Please, Chikara, will you marry me?”
“Yes!” He jumped into his arms, hugging him tightly. “Oh my God, yes! A thousand times, yes!”
Akaashi laughed and they kissed together, hidden between the shelves of the Shakespeare section.
I hope you liked it
yo this is beautiful what the heck
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Norway: Oh- damn! I forgot my pens!
Norway:
Norway: Hey, Ice-
Iceland, with 20 pens in front of him: Sorry, I don't have any pens on me.
how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses
how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.
How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.
How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:
Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.
Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS
BLAMELESS
yo, ned is the good kush
-mod tulip
America: you will be absolutely delighted to hear that Thomas the train engine x reader fanfiction does exist
Canada: you know what?
Canada: that’s exactly the opposite of what I needed to hear today
BROKE
Everyone in Hetalia is gay!
WOKE
Everyone in Hetalia is bi!
England: so France said that everyone hates me
England: but he’s wrong
England: because I’m not hated, right Canada?
Canada: I don’t think I’m qualified to answer that question
England: anyways, France is a bitter thot, so who cares what he says
England: so France said that everyone hates me
England: but he’s wrong
England: because I’m not hated, right Canada?
Canada: I don’t think I’m qualified to answer that question
Ah yes a classic line we can all relate to