Straightass

I like men

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Mod here, for the record, this acount is more of a bicurious cenrtal leftist hank hill than true Heterosexuality

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homosexuality, what is one (or more!) show/movie you think every queer person should watch if given the chance/ability to

disenchantment on Netflix, just because I want to talk about it. But it is made by Matt groening, who is in the files.

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Sorry he is? Please explain oh dear queer.

[dazzlerazz]

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

You're in your jammies? Well im on the couch

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @gay-cheerios-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @a-fantastic-fox @a-trans-gay-fox-official @foxxo-on-drugs-offical @fox-offical keep it going

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

You're on your couch? Well I'm on fire

[pavement-offical]

you're on fire? well I'm slowly floating back up from the bottom of the ocean because I forgot I was real and I think I've just been sinking for a bit

[can-tab-eater-offical]

You’re slowly floating back up from the bottom of the ocean because you forgot you were real and you think you’ve just been sinking for a bit?

Well I’m eating can tabs.

[themockingbirdsystem]

youre eating can tabs?

Well im making sweet tea and emotionally destroying myself on rewatching supernatural for no reason other than being bored and missing the fandom.

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

youre making sweet tea and emotionally destroying yourself by rewatching spn for no reason other than being bored and missing the fandom?

well I'm crashing out :)

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You're crashing out? We'll I'm fixing a fence!

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[no-one-offical]

‎

[jayyyyyy-is-gayyyyyy]

i absolutely need to know if this still works.

[do-not-u-dare]

does this work

[evil-lemonade-offical]

For science

[sillynillian-deactivated2026032]

there’s no way bro it’s been 12 years

[evil-lemonade-offical]

Tis the purpose of the experiment– my hypothesis says it won’t work, yet I feel compelled to try

[evil-man-offical]

I want to try

[daliatheportalmaster]

…Does this work-

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I still haven’t gotten a doot doot

[daliatheportalmaster]

[puts a hand on your shoulder]

I guess you could say… It was noot noot meant to be

[evil-man-offical]

…

I’m leaving

This is the end of evil man offical

Goodbye.

And goodnight

[daliatheportalmaster]

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HOLY CRAP IS THAT TWINK?!

FROM THE HIT GAME “ZEBRA”!?!

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

holy shit

[enrise-5]

There ain’t no way he’s still doing this

[ririwithrice]

happens

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hello

[algae122]

hi

it’s been years but maybe

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Okay.

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<3: Les see

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

I shall try for the doot doot >-<

[zestygambler]

bet

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Surely..

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50 posts!

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Good job homie

[fuck-offical]

who the fuck are you

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We've met

[satan-offical]

"What if your favourite celebrity is on the Epstein files?!" I doubt that Flowey "Steal em' souls" The flower is on the Epstein list.

[musicguyworm]

no way kasane teto or hatsune miku are on the files

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I #cried when I saw nebuchadnezzar II, former king of Babylon in the files. Rrally cant trust anyone these days

[fuck-offical]

50 posts!

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Good job homie

[homosexuality-offical]

oh and also top 5 "straight guy" who is clearly gay

Ryan reynolds

my boyfriend (lesbian)

that one guy from your middle school

mr. Roger (he’s bi but he counts)

@cishet-offical

[heterosexuality-offical]

:0

[superhero-official]

Cinema offical walks up, wearing glasses and a shique coat. They hand superhero offical a acript labelled "Superhero: the movie"

Cinema offical: I got a good deal for you

Err…

…

You, want me in a movie. Me.

[cinemaoffical]

Cinema offical sips coffee

Cinema offical: well yeah, you and the whole good side. Well probably have someone else be a bad guy

[superhero-official]

Mmm… well while the current states of the city could be slightly or more impacted by this change, though I’m not sure.

what’s the pay.

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Cinema offical slides a contract over to superhero

Cinema offical: 1.4 mil + a tv show and sequel

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10k reblogs and I’ll officially come out to my dads side as bi

let’s make this a rb game guys someone make a picrew chain

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