"Holy shit. Heckhounds."

A quarter-life crisis with legs.

[hexblade-warlock]

i reemerge from my slumber to post shit fiction

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/story-stuff-collected-here-for-ease-of-use-verytired/a/steel-26-stone---the-falling-star-and-the-burning-briars-plot?preview=true?

goodbye

[lchupanibre]

Always got a sob story

“BiTcHeS dOn’T LiKe Me CUz I LiKe AniMe 🥴”

[musiqlxvechild]

“I GOT MY DICK SUCKED WATCHING ANIME THE OTHER DAY”

I’m screaming 😂😭

[lost-disco-gay]

Video Transcript:

A man is speaking in what appears to be a bar of some sorts in front of a large crowd. The video starts in the middle of his speech/slam poetry.

Man at the front of the crowd hmms disapprovingly while shaking his head.

“Don’t encourge him. He hopin’ to make a breakthrough, claimin the leagues hatin’ but rather complainin’ than make moves. Always got a sob story. “Bitches don’t like me cuz i like anime” Bitches love anime, they just hate you!”

The crowd errupts into whooping cheers, several of the closest people pat  the speaker on the shoulder and back.

Someone offscreen yells “I got my dick sucked watching anime the other day!”

The crowd errupts into cheers again and the original speaker gestures to the person offscreen and nods.

[hexblade-warlock]

battle rap is such an incredible artform

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

[sicklizardman]

Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).  

[noctswife]

i wish video game costume designers ran actual fashion companies i want the entirety of ffxiv’s closet with cool circlets and longcoats w twelve buckles and ornamented shorts and armored thigh high boots but instead im stuck in a world where apparently just having brand names across your clothes is trendy and all jeans look the same and no one’s brave enough to wear a belt across their chest

[noctswife]

harpersbazaar.com calls the look on the left “the picture of modern elegance” when the look on the right exists??? to say that i’m disappointed in the fashion industry is an understatement.

[womansart]

UK contemporary sculptor known as Anna & the Willow creates nature-inspired sculptures made from rods of willow

[brawltogethernow]

things like this have such an energy like straw dolls and roughly carved stumps just human enough to feel like they can communicate with us but still more nature than anything (iztarshi)

[sightofsea]

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

[sightofsea]

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

[galasgamingcorner]

Jörmungandr | The World Serpent

[marisatomay]

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

[brucebocchi]

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

[drearyhours]

its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy

[drearyhours]

this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels

[weeniebagel]

this is the only dude allowed to play dnd

[justnoodlefishthings]

Nubby got so mad at the vet, he not only peed on him, growled and squeaked and hissed at him, but was so filled with rage that he prolapsed

[justnoodlefishthings]

[kaijutegu]

Jesus Christ nubby

[definitely-not-baka-dot-exe]

武姫Weapons by じゅん@navigavi

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[sam1tron]

since it’s October, it is my duty to post this video 

[the-battle-lesbian]

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS

Have you ever heard of Shaun Keenan? Probably not, but you have now.

Amazing art of dinosaurs in the wild American West? Yes please!

There’s so many he’s done and they’re all just the best aesthetic.

What I never knew I needed but a void has definitely been filled.

Go to his website and give some support!

http://shaunkeenan.com/

[uncle-beanbag]

I love these

[sketching-conclusions]

I’ve been following this guy for a while on Instagram, and since this original post he’s expanded his series to include a variety of cultures beyond the American West.

WoW orc on a daeodon.

A take on the 80s Dino Riders.

Skeletal styracosaurus.

Spartan and armored T-rex.

WWII Ankylosaurus.

Aztec Eagle Warriors and Therizinosaurus.

Mongolian warriors and mammoths + sabertooth tiger.

Mad Max inspired rider on a carnotaur.

Viking and ceratosaurus.