Beetlejuice, But Like, A Little To The Left

(Was:greeneyesinlaceandangelsgrace) Calcifer • THEY/THEM • 23 • Artist, Gamer, and Agent of Chaos 😈

[tropiyas]

weaponized competence

[tropiyas]

learned helpfulness

[crazy-brazilian]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

in the closet? nah man i’m in a coffin. i’m underground. yeah bro im being buried alive but it’s okay dude my heart is still beating. yeah man there is still time

[wayslidecool]

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

[allisonmd]

I hope this message finds you well 🌸

I am Ayat Hamdan, a mother of four children from Gaza 💔.

I write these words with tears choking me, unable to fully describe what we are going through here.

We are enduring a horrific famine — something humanity has rarely witnessed. Even a piece of bread has become a distant dream for my hungry children 🍞😔.

The aid that arrives turns into a battle for survival — crowds pushing, bullets fired, and my husband barely escaped death there 💥.

I am now five months pregnant 🤰, living in a fragile body that finds no proper food or strength. The baby growing inside me is deprived of the nutrition and vitamins he desperately needs.

Sadly, our campaign has been moving very slowly, and we haven’t received donations for a while 💔. Please, I kindly urge you to support us, even with the smallest contribution — it could mean survival for my children.

What I am asking for is not luxury, but simply the right to live — for a family holding on to its last hope of survival 🕊️.

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #383 ) ✅

GO DONATE PLEASE!!!!

[lilcowzia]

why is it that ppl hear "fetish" and immediately think "devoid of morals" like ur genuinely not making sense. ppl dont actually become inhuman and beast-like when theyre turned on, thats something we are told bc it aligns with christian patriarcal values, u know that right? desire isnt actually bad. it doesnt make you evil, or incapable of having/respecting boundaries

[lilcowzia]

i got a response to this abt how men get horny and "lose their minds" and "causes" them to behave vile. i rlly rlly neeeeed ppl to understand that men behaving inappropriately when turned on is something they are *choosing* to do, and when you equate that to human nature you are enabling them and diminishing the seriousness of that choice

[mihai-florescu]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Except, critically, at bedtime.

[findersfeeders]

Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.

Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.

So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”

If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).

If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.

Hope this helps someone.

P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.

[brightlotusmoon]

[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[stevishabitat]

[voidsentprinces]

[soberscientistlife]

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 20

[turtletoria]

Fucking disgusting how two years into the mass killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza, it is still being met with silence, excuses, and indifference.

No evidence is ever demanded, no urgency shown, no global mobilization when more than a hundred thousand Palestinians are killed, starved, and besieged even after a "ceasefire" that isn't even properly upheld.

[targetedknowledge]

[happydesolationgremlin]

This is part of our daily life in Gaza. The situation is very difficult and dangerous 💔 .

The tent we live in is barely standing, and we are doing everything we can to protect ourselves and our children.

Any help, even a small amount, truly makes a difference and helps us endure and make it through another day.

Donation link:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-ali-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

✅️Vetted, my number (#373)✅️

[shames-gaza01]

Hello my friend 🙏

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #672 )✅️

Support Shams and her family

Hello! My name is Anna – I'm launching this campaign in support of my friend Shams and her family, who are in Gaza. Please consider helping,

Thank you all for supporting me in the past, but now I am in urgent need of your help.

I am about to start a new stage in my life — university — and I am also the one who supports my family. The war has ended, but the suffering has not.

Our home was destroyed, our house was bombed, and our dreams were stolen. I am here asking for your help.

I was also scammed by the first campaign organizer, so I created a new one. I am in desperate need of your support once again.

I need to start over — to support my family and myself, and to register for university.

Remember, no matter how small your donation is, it will make a difference in my life.

Do not hesitate or ignore — the war may have ended, but the suffering has just begun.

Please donate and help me 🙏🥹

[squeakitties]

i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.

[gold-snek-hoe]

This is the horny blog and when I say I'm horny I'm not saying it in a light-hearted "uwu step on me" way, I mean I wanna have nasty sweaty biting clawing furniture breaking rawdog sex with the goblin king. I did not spend $150 on a realistic dildo for nothing