yep.

hey, I'm rae. I enjoy laughing and long nights spent watching tv.

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[crowbone]

[notmytmblr]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[naanviolent]

[dream-fighter]

TEXAS?!

[tusabaes-deactivated20191224]

…Texas?

[alternative-politics]

[itsreallystupid]

[smokeloud-insilence]

😂 that’s surprising but let’s make this nation wide now

[thepizzalovingnerd]

[seasaltcosmos]

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[ampervadasz]

[zeldaspeaks]

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[the-writer-is-always-write]

Stranger Things 3 as John Mulaney Quotes Pt 1:

Hopper:

Joyce:

Nancy:

Jonathon:

Will:

Billy:

Steve:

Robin:

Erica:

Dustin:

[the-writer-is-always-write]

Pt. 2:

Mike:

Eleven:

Lucas:

Max:

Murray:

Alexei:

[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[freshmoviequotes]

The Dictator (2012)

[somewhereinthedetails217]

FUCK.

[stargulch-archive]

the biggest mood of the night is the hulu support agent saying “wack” when i told him one of his solutions didn’t work. mitch r if you’re out there-

[stargulch-archive]

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[idkmybffjillyy]

“Sucker.” Jonas Brothers, 2019.