Small But Mighty

my name is maddie, im 20, and I am ready to retire.

[duke-gaga]

[surprisebitch]

never forget

[cartnsncreal]

[feminist-voices]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[mad--house]

[gros-patapouf]

Pip Boy but it's shit.

[ernsts-9th-blog]

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

[huntrad-chadcel]

Thats a rather unique threat

[theanti90smovement]

How jocks tell time

Regular person: oh it’s 3:13  Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?

[thebootydiaries]

[pasteandgo]

[mapsontheweb]

The 2016 Presidential Election, but the states are redrawn so that Hillary Clinton wins everything

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

brb moving to LONG jersey

[yugirimistwalker]

long jersey doesn’t have shit on SUPREME CALIFORNIA

[yugirimistwalker]

no fucking way…mega louisiana! time to le

[iamoutofideas]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sonypraystation]

if it ends up being biden v trump we gotta start burnin shit down

[ed-edward-blackbeard]

No. We don’t. 

What we have to do is fucking GROW UP. 

There’s not one single thing in the world (outside of the choice of what’s for dinner) that gives “us” 100% of what we want 100% of the time. This is especially true for politics. 

Do you know what Biden is? 

An acceptable (note: not perfect. not necessarily desirable.) compromise candidate who can pull the largest number of people behind him. 

Do you know what Biden is? A candidate who can carry the Midwest and Rust Belt states, the flyover states that went to Trump and guaranteed his victory. 

He’s a candidate with experience. He’s a candidate who has been in the trenches for decades, has seen social challenges and changes, who has been wrong in the past (but right for the time he was in, wrong when viewed with today’s lens) and has apologized for the “mistakes” he has made. 

He’s lost his son and grieved deeply. 

Would I like to see other candidates? sure. I particularly like Mayor Pete Buttigieg. But when the time comes to enter the voting booth? Vote for the party (that’d be Democrat) if you can’t vote for the candidates, because it’s better to have Biden than Trump. 

[themiscyra1983]

If it’s Joe Biden, I will vote for him. Do I want him to be the candidate? No! Is he better than Trump? Yes!

If it’s Pete Buttigieg, I will vote for him. Do I want him to be the candidate? No! Is he better than Trump? Yes!

If it’s Beto Freaking O’Rourke, I will vote for him. Do I want him to be the candidate? No! Is he better than Trump? Yes!

I’m gonna level with you, I have qualms about EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT IN THE RACE. I’m leaning toward Elizabeth Warren. But no matter who ends up getting the nomination, they are going to be better than Trump. Trump is abusing the hell out of executive privilege. He’s gotten to appoint a fuckton of judges. He’s taking unilateral action to restrict civil rights, particularly the rights of trans people. There are legitimate concerns that Trump will try to resist stepping aside if he loses the 2020 election! At this point, the name of the game is containing the fucking damage.

[manicpixiesdreamdragon]

See your vote as voting AGAINST trump. Not for someone else.

[bramblepatch]

If you must start burning shit down, wait until after we’ve voted Trump out of office and we have a president whose first response won’t be to attempt to put tariffs on fire.

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[babyanimalgifs]

[falsegod-deactivated20190421]

[2006aesthetic]

i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

[fivebeeerplan]

my aesthetic 

[hexxagons-deactivated20140531]