Hey Mareanie

fc: 1864-8872-9107 they/it poison-type pokemon trainer header by @julesdrawz

[heymareanie]

Art by @julesdrawz

[jively]

07/02/2026

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[catgirltitties]

[heymareanie]

Team Skull Grunt Kris, Team Skull Grunt Cody, and Team Skull Grunt Slowpoke! at @animazement Photos by @keepsakekristina

[naschamsant-deactivated20210504]

very small

[modmad]

[catboybiologist]

I’ve said it many times but this might be my favorite post ever

[versacies]

[adobe-outdesign]

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

[a-book-of-creatures]

it draws 2 cards

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[adobe-outdesign]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked Gothitelle and she showed me the inevitable heat death of the universe

[adobe-outdesign]

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Maiden, Mother, Crone in the best way possible...

[funkmclovin]

Sabrina evolves into Ms Piggy at level 20 but to get Ms Piggy to Dolly you need a Shiny Stone and the move Sing

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

[heymareanie]

Just say you're talking about OKIDOGI. He's the only Dog Pokemon who even gets access to GUNK SHOT.

[corsolanite]

Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[awkwordalex]

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

[hirudo-verbana]

I add

[deebyfeeby]

please consider

[velvet-vagabond]

A new challenger enters the stage

[serperoir]

how about…

[duothelingo]

I present:

[first-witch-deactivated20260418]

Fuck you

[bundaskifli]

jotaro learns about pokeyman

bonus:

[pokemontheywouldhave]

Would Captain Ahab from Moby Dick have a Cetitan?

Yes, they would

No, they would not

see results :3

Voting ended onDec 28, 2025

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

No? This damn man would try to murder every Cetitan he ever sees ever.

[heymareanie]

Except if he existed in the Pokemon world, no he wouldn't. He'd own a Cetitan, a Clawitzer, a Dragalge, and various other aquatic Pokemon to help him track down the beast. He'd be out there trying to catch the Shiny Wailord that wronged him, as revenge. His intent would be to have it do menial tasks, but then then they would grow old together, start to understand each other, etc. SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE SHINY WAILORD BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS TRAINERS LEST WE BATTLE LESSER HORDES THIS IVORY BALL IS WHAT PROPELS ME, THRUST IT HIGH UP IN THE SKY AIM DIRECTLY FOR IT'S CENTER MASS, AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE PURPLE WAILORD HOLY GRAILORD

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[intellectual-punk]

[ferrousferrule]

A follow up!

https://www.tumblr.com/beneathsilverstars/799495969229176832

[vio-marks]

test your buge for firmness

[redcrowley]

It's autism season 🍁