The Bitch-Queen of Angmar

Wearer of the resting murder-face, spiteful spindler, wrathful weaver, first of her line

[professorsparklepants]

Billionaire romance novel but the billionaire is Seto Kaiba send tweet

[professorsparklepants]

So in TPOFATGIF it's mentioned that his middle aged secretary has a daughter his age so that's who I keep imagining at the lead in this hypothetical teen romance novel. She loves theme parks and her life goal is to become a Kaibaland imagineer. Then the CEO becomes obsessed with her and throws a wrench in her whole life plan.

[professorsparklepants]

Female lead: This blue eyes white dragon animatronic needs to be at least twice as big. Maybe three times.

Kaiba: we should get married.

[neckfat]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

people you’re allowed to cut ties with:

acquaintances

friends

lovers

family

literally anyone whose relationship causes you harm in any way, no matter how minuscule, because this is your life and your wellbeing matters

[secretcherimaybe]

people you're not allowed to cut ties from

• Yourself

• Your middle school oc

[redlipstickresurrected]

Alyssa Sue Borkowski aka Lyssa Sue aka Neat Cool Fun aka Grunk (American, b. 1998, based Milwaukee, WI, USA) - The Pursuit of Knowledge, 2021, Paintings: Acrylic

[sharkfiinn]

[kyleblackpaw]

Visit Original Link

Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

[drphaffot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

… I just realised that some of my mutuals are Too Young to get flashbacks from this. I hate the internet.

[moniquill]

Robot Unicorn Attack is from 2010. The window for ‘ancient’ keeps getting smaller. Anyway, All your base are belong to us.

[firespirited]

I’m a simple person, i see the delightful duo that are flamboyant and nerdy Erasure, and reblog to share the love. Whether you discovered them via a scrubs episode or a flash animation, seek out more. It’s all wierd and wonderful.

[assignedmale]

[fionaostby]

Portrait of the Artist, suddenly struck with melancholy over the fleeting nature of life and how that is beautiful and sad. Artist is also applying sunscreen.

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[the-big-mood]

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

[villainessbian]

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

[virtualgirladvance]

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[anarchistmemedistro]

ALT

ALT

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[silveryoasis]

Lmao! That last line! 😂

[thotsoflore]

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.

[official-megumin]

I am pretty sure that you should pee after sex regardless of what kind of genitals you have.

If you can ejaculate it helps flush out semen which could also cause bacterial buildup.

It wasn't clear from the original post or additions that it's a good practice for everyone, so I wanted to add that

[anotheraccountonthisapp]

Everyone should piss. Now. No exceptions.

[revcleo]

[christopherbarnard]

H.T. Huang toucan desk lamps, 1980s

[eraserspiral]

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

[yorgen-sh]

[emily-e-draws]

a tasty hoard for a tiny beast!🍓🐉✨