Hey You! Stop That!

[toomuchtortuga]

I’m sorry if this is how you found out

[nyancrimew]

Your trans?

I didn't realize

how did you not realize that

[melonbride]

wait ur trans

that is so cool

[cat-boy-tits]

i read it as "your trans" like there is a trans that belongs to it and i was like "?????"

"oh sorry i didn't realize this was YOUR trans!"

i can't explain why that's very funny to me

[geekandmisandry]

[the-ghosts-that-haunt-me]

Hope this reaches the right target audience

I also hope everyone will appreciate the work I put into Peter for this meme

[heyyoustopthat]

Pain and pleasure go hand in hand, or so they say.

So i decided to try starting off the day with a little pain ❤️

[officialbabayaga]

the way this is phrased to avoid confronting the reality that people can’t afford food anymore

[elfwreck]

"People are so poor they can't afford food": Bad headline; makes readers worried or angry or both.

"Food companies offer bargains!": Interesting, uplifting story.

Do not mention: The "bargains" are "smaller sized boxes so they can get sales of $5 for 6 oz people who can't afford the $10/lb option," not any actual reduction in price.

[nem23]

[doggirlpaws]

Honestly you can say the same of any line cook

[enki2]

[heyyoustopthat]

Being friends with a sex worker doesnt mean they are easy, will give you free sex, hyper sexual, looking to date, or willing to "help a buddy out."

Pay sex workers or just focus on the friendship ffs. They aren't folks you can ignore boundaries of or ask innapropriate sexual things. P.s. unprompted outside of sex work areas this is still sexual harassment and gross. Even then your sex worker friends can still say no and not ever service you even if you pay. A job isnt an obligation or your easy way in.

Thanks.

[disaster-bay-leaf]

randomly going insane about house md

because

after eight years of the show, 20 years of knowing each other, four marriages between them, so many heartbreaks so many betrayals, searching for people to love and who will love them, after doing fucked up shit to each other, barely communicating their feelings, seeing each other through unimaginable pain and causing it too

house chooses to blow his entire life up for five months

five months with wilson

the man who started from pestering cameron about her 6 month marriage to a dying man

ultimately gave everything up for an even shorter time with wilson

its just

god they really did that

[soberscientistlife]

spot on!!!!!

[slimetony]

Melbourne Orlando International you have some lovely airport carpet its been a pleasure

[slimetony]

Dire carpet situation in Atlanta

[slimetony]

The corn plane isnt helping either

[noritaro]

yeah uh... don't do this :)

[skydepot]

as a fanfic writer! who has a few semi-abandoned fics! if you do this i will personally bite you with my teeth. you are disrespecting art and the love people put into their work by pretending that an AI can even compare to it

[heyyoustopthat]

Wow what an asshole

[durbikins]

[ao3commentoftheday]

🎼 gimme some fic, boys, to feed my soul I wanna read plots that fill canon's holes and soothe my pain 🎶

[ao3commentoftheday]

gimme a fic, boys, that feeds my soul that's filled with a love that makes me feel whole set in a cafe

[ao3commentoftheday]

gimme a fic, boys, with Interpol two spies undercover with no self-control so they both get laid

[ao3commentoftheday]

gimme a fic, boys, that tears my soul where the bad guys win, the world goes to hell and I'm stunned for days

[soon-palestine]

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

someone on twitter said that cops think questioning their authority IS battery

[wrench-wench]

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2024/04/25/emory-university-pro-palestinian-protest-police-digvid.cnn

Here's the video and an article from CNN

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

this has broken me

[kiiingsnake]

happy penis friday yall

[kiiingsnake]

guess what day it is

[mikus-sleepiest]

tried a move at the goth club last night called "open dynasty scans" I don't think it was working out but I will try again 😣

[yuri-manga-archivist]

Don't fret himejoshi some girl is gonna see you reading "the guys she was interested in wasn't a guy at all" and immediately fall in love.

[mikus-sleepiest]

how did you know which one I was reading at the club?? ????

[yuri-manga-archivist]

🙂👍

[yuri-manga-archivist]

I light yagami'd that shit

If dupes was reading yuri at a goth club on dynasty scans they would probably be a fan "the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy" because of the overlap of goth and rock music in the yuri. Seeing as how I'm seeing this post Sunday morning she must have been at goth night last night on Saturday. The same day the manga updates to a new chapter and gets pushed to the top of dynasty scans recent. There is a 92.76% chance this girl was reading the new chapter last night because she hadn't read it yet during the day