HATCHET!!!

IM EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH- NUMBER ONE CRUMB MAKING SUN OF A GUNNNN (he/they)

[thewatersofmarch]

obsessed with this. transmed!ringo.

[foxydunsparce]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[ominous-signs]

I feel like markiplier endlessly fighting off gunshot blasts from the LA gangs

[strange-aeons]

i figured it out

[strange-aeons]

you guys aren't ready for this next one

[strange-aeons]

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[dogpuppy]

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[showgirlshawn]

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[avenger-nerd-mom]

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[milfsisyphus]

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[theegosystem-deactivated2024012]

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

[shamebats]

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

[whineandcheese24]

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

[shamebats]

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

[dogpuppy]

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

I miss when movie adaptations being "for the fans" meant it adapted the story well and wasnt just filled with a bunch of "look at that!" references

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

This is basically how i felt seeing that the marionette was purely in the movie as a villain

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Adding onto this one more time but holy shit could you imagine how powerful a live action SAVE THEM scene would have been. Like the most beautiful thing about the marionette is the fact that she is a protector and guide to the lost souls and they just threw that away. Like it's not even a headcanon or a theory that shit HAPPENS IN THE GAME!!!

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.