Just a mortal with potential of a superman♥

[hullaballoons]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

[valiantparadox-deactivated20191]

someone made a prezi

someone informed a classroom that James Buchanan was first choice over Sacagawea

[hullaballoons]

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

[mouthfullofsxnd]

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

[abaratianinthehereafter]

Okay but like…Gail Collins is not just a “verified Facebook woman”. She’s a columnist for the New York Times.

You literally trolled over a million people.

[harbourseal]

I A M D Y I N G

[medie]

oh god, this is fantastic.

[demenski-deactivated20220503]

history is written by shitposters

[firew0man-deactivated20181203]

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

[ruthfully]

Reblogging to encourage skepticism and responsible information sharing, because good grief people.

[brbjellyfishing]

this kind of stresses me out because like… what if a good portion of the stuff we think is true was just started this way…

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do dogs have a universal language or is my dog like “I have no idea what he’s saying. I don’t speak Labrador”?

[hi-im-useless-x]

Tumblr asks the important questions

[undeadlife]

[wigglytuffer]

How to play The Sims

spend 3 hours creating your family

spend 3 days creating your house

play the actual game for 20 minutes

do not touch for 4 months

repeat

[bpd-trichster]

Listen I know what I’m feeling is irrational, but that doesn’t stop me feeling it!

[babyy-angel]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[byjove]

how does a cat get that large and orange

[byjove]

Reblog if you support the most largest and orangest cat on earth.

[spukejonze]

[australiansanta]

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

[rynnay]

This was a thrill from start to finish

[hi-im-useless-x]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[hi-im-useless-x]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[thepromise1988]

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

[bpd-darling]

me (cleaning up): holds knife

intrusive thoughts: what if-

me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus

[mermithid]

I see your “romantic relationships shouldn’t be more important than platonic relationships” and raise you “romantic relationships shouldn’t be rooted in anything but strong, healthy, and mutually rewarding friendships anyways”

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[ohyouprettygifs]

Explaining why his eyes look different.