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this is utter shit, dont go in here, this is just a ton of reblog and no tags... they/them • pan • fr/eng

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Forest Calzones by menwiththepot

[cholera]

[apology4pathology]

[monkeywiki]

google ron ponton

[ikeamalmdressers]

Holy shit

[stimman3000]

.

[faggottt]

That’s a portal

[crtter]

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[probablyevilrpgideas]

My reply is no

Don’t count on it

My sources say no

Very doubtful

Outlook not so good

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Ask again later

Reply hazy try again

Concentrate and ask again

Outlook good

Most likely

Signs point to yes

As I see it, yes

Yes

You may rely on it

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

It is decidedly so

It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

[iooiu-deactivated20250309]

sweater weather

[baysalt]

Hunter x Hunter is my new favorite romance anime (´ ▽｀)♥♡

[shayfaye]

he have no idea what that means

[catchymemes]

[cremblr]

a catte

[omghotmemes]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[brokefatnigga]

run bitch

[woodmeat]

im tired of these stupid vape tricks like just go away

[ankle-beez]

EXCUSE ME???

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

haha funny post this cant be real--

oh

[cungadero]

the most optimal partner is someone who shares a lot of your interests and personal philosophies and lifestyle choices but HARD opposes you on things like favorite candy flavors. knowing i can just dump all my white chocolate on my bf to take care of and he dumps all his dark chocolate on me in turn for the same reason has fully convinced me that soulmates are real

[browneyes-asiandragon]

[dstroym]