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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

bugkeeping

really big fan of how deaths head hawkmoths look like they have pecs + abs

inspect-my-insect

Someone told me Acherontia atropos has an 8 pack. That Acherontia atropos is shredded.

securelyinsecure

This is so pure 😍 #LoveYourself

lenabeanss

Idk who this is but I love them

norhuu

Embroidered lesbians.

realisticrecovery-deactivated20

abusive mothers get away with so much shit bc society wants to see them as beautiful angels… and kids who speak up are seen as lying brats….. i don’t want to snap again. i’m not gonna snap again

satansthirdniple

I’ll snap for you

SOCIETY NEEDS TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND RECOGNIZE THAT KIDS DONT JUST MAKE THIS SHIT UP AND THE COUPLE TIMES THEY MAKE IT UP THERE IS ANOTHER PROBLEM IN THEIR HOUSEHOLD!!!!!!!!!! SOCIETY AND THE LAW NEEDS TO START MAKING IT EASIER FOR KIDS TO COME FORWARD WITH THIS INFORMATION AND STOP PUTTING KIDS BACK INTO ABUSIVE “HOMES” WHEN IT’S CLEARLY NOT HEALTHY!!!!!!!

realisticrecovery-deactivated20

thank you for snapping!!! you are right and you should say it!!!!

beggars-opera

The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

Oh, my hand

The parchment is very hairy

Thank God it will soon be dark

St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing

Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink

Oh d fuckin abbot

Massive hangover

Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job

Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night

If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral

I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today

Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark

11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again

Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God

If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen

branewurms

what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN

a-spoon-is-born

an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:

Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v

theshitpostcalligrapher

yep

stormwaterwitch

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021

neverputsaltinyoureyes

This sweet pink pidge on my windowsill was STICKING IT’S TONGUE OUT TO CATCH LITTLE SNOWFLAKES!!!

I don’t think i got close enough so you can see it, but here’s the video anyway. It was flicking it’s tongue in and out like a lizard.

lonequixote

Goldfish and Heart Art Print available at the webstore.

slavery

sonypraystation

is it beef?

charlesoberonn

We were so worried about the robots waging war on us, we didn’t even consider them waging war on each other.

6balls

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.”

6balls

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages