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samira mohan needs a big hug from an older big titty guy who will wrap her in his big buff arms and stroke her hair, and give her a lil forehead kiss and tell her that she's perfect and there is nothing wrong with her and that he loves her so so much and then they makeout sloppy style

- dr.jack abbot/shawn hatosy

rawyld

From @sophiesstreet

scunthotter

Its so important to remember that when Shane says "Ilya noooo, Ilya ewww, what the fuck Ilya" that this is him giggling and kicking his feet. The man is not a killjoy he just loves being chased.

deedala

📍 a dark scary alley in Mtl

shnehollander

i fear hes having a flint of desire

ilyagrigoryevichhollander

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is….Hudson Williams!

gaynehollander

One time when the Cens are on a string of away games Ilya looks out the plane window and, out of nowhere asks, “what do you think clouds taste like?” Shane had been deep in strategy mode so he hmms a little before answering, “I mean they’re just water, except it’s like condensed and they would be way too cold to consume.” Ilya nods sagely before saying, “so, like slushy.”

sophiesstreet

‘I’m going to miss you’

My first ever mohabbot 🥺

mideias

— In the gentle fall of rain from heaven I hear my God. But in the thunder I still hear Thor. That is my agony.— I hope that someday our gods can become friends.

VIKINGS (2013-2020). 2.09 - The Choice

gaynehollander

The “do you want to know how it feels, holding the cup?” is genuinely such a fucking cunty comment and all Shane does is throw his underwear at Ilya and then grin like he’s so proud of himself.

What I’m saying is this, sometimes Ilya will say something to Shane in front of the Centaurs that makes the whole locker room freeze up because if they said that shit to their own partners, they would be in the doghouse for months. But Shane will just shove Ilya or punch him in the shoulder and then they grin at each other like it was the funniest shit ever.

They learn the hard way that although there seems to be no boundry to what Ilya can chirp Shane with, the same does not apply to anyone else. If anyone makes a comment to Shane that is deemed not appropriately playful, you will be facing the wrath of his husband and you will wish you were dead.

jimmysownworld

cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because they’re teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like “is my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?” “yeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying me” “marly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass man” “aw man rozzy you’re making me blush”

sad-girl-hours23

Buck unable to take his eyes off of Tommy

ily-a

We were both very stupid, and irresponsible. HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

smokingrozanov

MyShane has a bit where if Ilya asks him to do a simple task he goes “fine, but you owe me 1,000 kisses” & Ilya starts peppering his face in smooches. Then once they have kids the bit extends further because Ilya will go “oh no, I don’t have that much. I must go to the kiss bank” & he’ll ask their kid to borrow 1,000 kisses for their dad. The smooch economy is in shambles because of them