Sami

Certified Nerd- 29 - Chucky/Slashers/SPN/ST/Disney/Theatre/Marvel Love and Light- Stay Safe and Happy, Friends! 🥰

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Hello!

I’m Samantha (I also go by Sami/Sam) and I am a 29 year old dealing with adulthood by spending my free time as a professional fangirl! Life is tough, but my hyperfixations are stronger! I love to write, read, sing, watch TV/movies and lose myself in fictional worlds.

I am an anxious introvert until you get to know me and then I am an anxious AMBIVERT who gushes over similar tastes in media/hobbies- so if I’m shy (especially at first) don’t be surprised 😂

I’m a very open, safe person and love to make new friends! I’m always looking for mutuals to geek out over any of the following, so if you’re a fan let’s nerd out! 🥰

Here are the main fandoms you can find me posting/reblogging/nerding out about!

🔪💄Chucky

🎃👻 Halloween/Horror Movies

📺🛤️ Stranger Things

😱💀 Scream/Slasher Movies

🛣️😈 Supernatural

🤖🦸🏼‍♀️ MCU

🚿🏨 Bates Motel

🧠📕 Criminal Minds

😂🥺 New Girl/Schitt’s Creek

⚽️🎯 Ted Lasso

🎭🎶 Theatre

🔮🪄 AHS

🌊🏛️ Percy Jackson/Greek Mythology

I’m so glad you’re here and I hope you have fun!

Stay safe and happy, friends! 🥰💙

[penthesilea1623]

Adulthood in one gif…

[barclaysangel]

Nica: Ever considered therapy?

Andy: What makes you think I’m not already in therapy?

Nica:

Nica: Ever thought about more therapy?

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

I’m fricking dying this is so funny 😂 Especially coming from Nica who also needs more therapy than can probably be fit into a week!

[nicascurls]

Some more Sweetpea quotes I think Nica would relate to:

@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @high-functioning-fang1rl @streets-in-paradise @morganandtheemorgana

"Everything felt wrong - bowling shoes wrong. Point Break remake wrong. Bounty-in-the-God-Tier-of-chocolate-wrong."

Tour guide: "In Michelangelo's day, a small penis was thought a thing of great beauty." "Yeah, in the days before they gave women an opinion."

"I was sweating like a pre-war Prince Andrew."

"He gave me The Look - The Look people always give me the moment they find out how batshit I truly am."

"She answered without cunt-punching the woman into the wall, so fair fucks to her on that score."

"Boys will be boys." "No, twats will be twats."

*arguing with someone about four guys hanging around the house* "Well, I'm fed up. They've eaten all my Pop Tarts-" "He doesn't like synthetic food." "No, the other Chipmunks - Alvin, Simon and Theodore."

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

😂 This is why Nica is my hero. The accuracy hurts 😂

[nicascurls]

You know Nica wouldn't accept the "Boys will be boys" excuse EVER 😂

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Oh GOD no- she fully only accepts the men she knows are good ones. And when raising the boys she always makes sure to call them out and more importantly call out other boys they run into that are jerks. 😂

[nicascurls]

Some more Sweetpea quotes I think Nica would relate to:

@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @high-functioning-fang1rl @streets-in-paradise @morganandtheemorgana

"Everything felt wrong - bowling shoes wrong. Point Break remake wrong. Bounty-in-the-God-Tier-of-chocolate-wrong."

Tour guide: "In Michelangelo's day, a small penis was thought a thing of great beauty." "Yeah, in the days before they gave women an opinion."

"I was sweating like a pre-war Prince Andrew."

"He gave me The Look - The Look people always give me the moment they find out how batshit I truly am."

"She answered without cunt-punching the woman into the wall, so fair fucks to her on that score."

"Boys will be boys." "No, twats will be twats."

*arguing with someone about four guys hanging around the house* "Well, I'm fed up. They've eaten all my Pop Tarts-" "He doesn't like synthetic food." "No, the other Chipmunks - Alvin, Simon and Theodore."

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

😂 This is why Nica is my hero. The accuracy hurts 😂

[barclaysangel]

100% BarclayPierce

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@nicascurls @high-functioning-fang1rl

[cyanide-sodapop]

picrew chain because i’m boreddd

this picrew

this hoodie is what i need in life

@princessg3rard @faggyv4mpire @gay4way @thnks--fr-th-vnm @demigoddess-of-ghosts @notchemicallybalanced @fr4nksgr33nt34 @silly-kid @ineffableemo @venom-bitez @fungh0uls @just-another-bored-killjoy @p0is0n-is-th3-cur3 @feeble13 @gerardwayenjoyer @emo-raco0n @piercemyballz @melpomene-darling @bitchboy and anyone else who sees this and wants to join !

[the-smiling-grinner]

Removed the reblogs but thank u for the tag @frat-house-collective !!!

Heres mine :333

We dyed our hair recently it looks so cool ^^

No pressure but tagging: @veggiefritterz @clownratwizardhat @toesuckler @twyz @chicken-blitz13 plus open tag!

[twyz]

thanks for the tag!

@fanficwriter284 @rinzwrld @cult-of-dollbabies @neverfilth (and anyone else!)

[fanficwriter284]

Thanks for the tag Rozzzzzzz!!!!

Little dorky me hehehe

@nightki11er @marvelmaniac715 @animegirlspongebob @totheark00 @cornerofhell @knifewithfox @sp00kyscarysunday @rainbowdelicsunshine

[sp00kyscarysunday-deactivated20]

Thanks for the tag Fan 🖤

@barclaysangel that's the only @ I can remember 🙏

[barclaysangel]

Thank you so much for the tag! Here’s me :)

@nicascurls @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @the-carlos-cow-eyes

[fairchilds-glasses]

Thanks for the tag Luna!!!!

Here’s mine :)

@nicascurls @morganandtheemorgana @absolutelyodd @streets-in-paradise @sayitwithsizzle

[nicascurls]

Thanks for the tag guys!

Here I am.

@streets-in-paradise @silvershewolf247 @high-functioning-fang1rl @cult-of-dollbabies

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Hi!! 🥰

@barclaysangel @nicascurls @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @silvershewolf247

[th3r3th3r333]

LETS DO A CHRISTMAS PITCH IN!!!!

you don’t have to bring anything but it’s appreciated!

i’m bringing a big cookie!!!

@punk1nl0v333 @muder-boner @s0lace-1n-s0l1tude @purely-puppy-pawz @star-dust-shark @brainymutt @sparky4577 @evry1h8s-me @joryjortson @babyeater29 @th3-r4t-48 AND ANYONE ELSE!!!!! this will probably flop but whatever:3

[here-and-queer312]

Joining :33

I'm bringing the cranberry sauce 😋

@faint-i-wont-be-ignored @alexluvsskittlez @lunaqstar @scissorss @system-of-an-up + anyone else

[alexluvsskittlez]

also joining!! :3

im bringing the mashed potatoes :D

@julesandthemachine @patrickstumpenthusiast @tealrootsgerardwayreal @faint-i-wont-be-ignored

[chelseaaasmileee]

I’m bringing sweet potatoes and cornbread (very American ik)

Tagging: @miranalvjy @maybe-mmrs

@roughbuddy @glxybld-mustdie @evilrobertsmith @cr33p-a-z01d

@cemetary-romance @pumpkin-peasy2010

@hotel-bella-morte @lipgloss3ater

[maybe-mmrs]

uh im bringing rice,,,and peking duck

@justabiii @hangemhighnat @absolutelyzoned

@xxfangirl365xx @twotonedsuicide @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love

[ziggy-stardust-is-in-love]

PICKLES!!!! SO MANY PICKLES

@someone-kill-the-ej @b3arock @virginia-madison @projectdivaar @justagremlinoncaffeine

[ozzysboneyard]

I’ll bring some maple syrup taffy!

@apjofan @star-dust-shark @crowwolf8

[apjofan]

Funeral potatoes (they're actually heartstoppingly amazing)

@st4rboyloser @the-gay-rat

[bonsai-wonders]

wasn't @'d but i wanna do it anyway

im bringing cool shaped ice for all the drinks :>

@floofeh-purpi @cheddarcheddarcheezits @jesterthezombie @geooo0o

[whoops-all-neurodivergency-deac]

i'm bringing tamales hehe

@ineedtoespressomydepresso @swaggysquiddle @aneptunicperson

[a-lesbian-frogg]

I'm bringing rolls!

@faerieofthenight @unnamed-enby @doompicklez @juan1dupree23 @themuseinthewoods

[themuseinthewoods]

I think I'll bring Borscht. It's a traditional polish beet soup which is delightful. I don't have a picture of what my mom makes but this is close. It stems from traditional winter foods in Poland (beets store well).

@streets-in-paradise girl, you should add one of your traditional dishes!

[streets-in-paradise]

I'm bringing you some matambre, for summer christmas representation.

( thank you dear @themuseinthewoods)

@barclaysangel @nicascurls @wildsaltair @spideyanakin-interacts @mysticaldeanvoidhorse

[barclaysangel]

I’ll bring pastelazteca! It’s a Mexican dish my mom makes and I swear, it looks so much better than this picture I found online

@nicascurls @fairchilds-glasses @high-functioning-fang1rl @the-carlos-cow-eyes

[fairchilds-glasses]

I’m bringing pigs in blankets cause I’m British and it’s genuinely my favourite part of a Christmas dinner

@nicascurls @morganandtheemorgana @zelinksupporter @squidsharky @sayitwithsizzle

[nicascurls]

I'm bringing Yorkshire Puddings since I am also British and I always eat entirely too many of these with a roast

@high-functioning-fang1rl @silvershewolf247 @cult-of-dollbabies @zelinksupporter

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

I’m bringing my family’s holiday favorite- Pastelitos! The best empanadas you could ever imagine! 🥰😍 @barclaysangel @nicascurls @silvershewolf247 @fairchilds-glasses

[barclaysangel]

Kyle: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Andy: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in his own pool. Big difference.

[barclaysangel]

Andy puts the Grinch’s voice on the doorbell and gets Nica and their baby Alice’s reactions on camera

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@nicascurls @high-functioning-fang1rl

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Happy Birthday to the Mama of all Mamas!

Nica Pierce, you’re my Favorite. 🥺🥰💙

I know Andy and the kids are spoiling you absolutely ROTTEN, which you absolutely deserve!

(Also thanks for introducing me to this incredible family on here 🥹 @barclaysangel @nicascurls @streets-in-paradise @fairchilds-glasses )

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Happy Birthday to the Moms of all Moms!!!

Nica Pierce, you’re my favorite 🥰🥹 I know Andy and all your kiddos are spoiling you ROTTEN!

[barclaysangel]

Junior: Act tough, Jake.

Jake: But I’m not tough.

Junior: That’s why I said “act”.

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Me too, Jake…Me too

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Nica: *Angrily presses Andy against a wall* WHERE’S THE DOLL?!

Andy: “Are we about to kiss-?”

*****

Focus, Andy, focus 😂

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

What’s your favorite scary movie? Chucky Universe 🔪🩸😈

After an AMAZING weekend at Rhode Island ComicCon, I’m still REELING! 😍

BUT it also got me thinking…I don’t particularly think Horror is any of the kid’s favorite genres (especially after Chucky’s interference in their lives)…but what do we think all of their favorite scary movies are?!

Like who prefers Slashers more? Is Elevated Horror the favorite genre? Who never got into scary movies because they were way too scared?

Poor Andy I imagine hates anything horror since he was only six when Chucky ruined his life, but Nica may have a more complicated relationship with the genre!

What do we think, Gang?! Does our Found Family enjoy some good ol’ Ghostface or nah?

[barclaysangel]

Jake: I’m sorry I ate your Skittles.

Junior: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

Jake: It’s okay.

Jake: Wait. When did you—

Junior: *pushes Jake off the bench*

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

😂😂😂

This is SO accurate it hurts!

I love the idea of the kids having a favorite snack/candy that is “off limits” to sneak/steal…And now my brain is pondering what it would be for each of them!

[high-functioning-fang1rl]

Already sad Halloween is over but SO glad I have the photoshoot to commemorate it!

Mother taught me all I know 😉😂

@barclaysangel @nicascurls @fairchilds-glasses This is your sign to do a photoshoot as one of your favorites! 😉