Biting Sass with a Flat Ass

Sydney, 20 just here because no one in real life likes me. I have an asthetic blog (notquiteaustrailia) and an actual blog (highfuncanxiety.home.blog) Ya'll should check those out, I guess.

[daenerys-targaryen]

I HATE YOU SUPREME COURT!!!

[shop5]

Absolutely to be political on main, fuck this. And fuck everyone celebrating it.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[wormscent-deactivated20200831]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

[disneyisqueen-deactivated202007]

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

[definitely-ellie]

[hypersensationalism]

the fact that we're in a day and age where you can get dueted by malala. how can you show your face in public after this

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

😔 it’s march 😔

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

Lmao

[lpbear]

[cevansdilf]

[victorgparra-deactivated2020111]

[idonthavevans]

[soufcakmistress]

Screaminggggg

[emma-elsa-0000]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I die

[marvelxs-universe]

literally one of the greatest threads on this app

[chaneajoyyy]

☝🏾☝🏾😂

[dateamonster]

final girl x girl who died offscreen but continues to haunt the narrative

[dateamonster]

gothic sacrificial bride girl x fridged wife

[dateamonster]

girl transformed by monstrous adolescence x girl killed off by the narrative for having too much sex

[dateamonster]

cute girl born to suffer as a symbol of the death of childhood innocence x girl who died and came back wrong

[dateamonster]

and most importantly!

girl who must kill to survive x girl who kills for fun

[dateamonster]

[gay-irl]

trans_irl

[xanderwithanx]

The DREAM

[nikniknikin]

I distinctly remember the first time my dad called me my right name. I was sixteen, I’d gotten my driver’s license not too long ago, and now that I was driving, my dad gave me a credit card so I could get gas, or food if I was staying late at school due to marching band. He was very clear, this card was for food and gas only. Only gas and food. Just those two categories of product. He would be checking the bill. I had no desire to buy anything else with this card.

However. Often when getting food after marching practice, or on our scant breaks, I’d drive my friends to burger king or little ceasers or starbucks or whatever, and sometimes not all of my friends could afford the food they wanted. And well…food is food. I have a big appetite, and as long as I didn’t go crazy overboard and order catering for the whole band, a few extra burgers and shakes wouldn’t stand out on a monthly bill. So I bought my friends food. 

I did this for several months, and sometime during that came out to my parents. They both thought it was a phase, and that I would grow out of it. Since they’re not terrible people their approach to me having ‘a boy phase’ was to let me do my thing and wait for me to change my mind. I didn’t change my mind, and eventually they understood that, but that’s a whole other post. The point is my dad didn’t discourage me from transitioning, but avoided talking about it with me. He stopped calling me his daughter, but replaced it with child rather than son, that kind of thing.  

But back to the credit card. Eventually I started feeling guilty. TECHNICALLY I was obeying the rule ‘food and gas only’, but I knew I was bending it. I nervously admitted to him one day that sometimes…on occasion…once in a while… I’d buy a friend food. I waited solemnly for his judgement. He walked over to me, put his hands on my shoulders, looked into my eyes sternly and said,

“Zackary, we are Italian. If you let your friends go hungry….” (and here he decided to shake me just for a little emphasis) “I will disown you.” 

And that’s when I knew he’d come around. Trans? Fine okay sure, give it a shot. Stingy? Get the fuck out. 

[catchymemes]

[mhalachai]

The best part of this: 

“Should I risk my life?”

Then, Slavically, “Yeah, I will do it for you.”

[remember-you-are-needed]

I hope she knows how much we all adore her

[lemonsharks]

Who is this woman I must tell her that she has restored my awe for physics at the (my) age of 35 years in the span of one 2 minute video

[kadharonon]

Her name is Tatiana Erukhimova, and she works for Texas A&M University.

[fagsromana]

first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist

[afternoonflowers]

[michaelmilkers]

genuinely so fucking tired of people leveraging the "groomer" argument against people who support sex ed because scientific literature over decades shows that comprehensive sex education starting around kindergarten actually prevents children from being sexually abused and groomed because it teaches children the correct words for their body parts and also teaches them concepts of privacy, personal space, bodily autonomy, the difference between appropriate and inappropriate touching, and the fact that sex is something that only adults do. children with this knowledge are not only better equipped to identify abuse and predatory behavior and communicate that its happening to a trusted adult, but also prevent it from happening in the first place by recognizing when something is happening that shouldn't.

sex education does not sexualize children, it prevents children from being sexualized. anyone who is against early foundational sex education and claims they are doing it to protect children is a fucking liar.

[mens-rights-activia]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!

[contemplatingoutlander]

Andrew Wortman: Evidence that Trump has been “a walking national security threat” for years.

After looking at all the ways that Trump has been careless with our national security, Trump’s hoarding away top secret documents at Mar-a-Lago is just icing on the cake. 

Pentagon and intelligence officials have known for a long time that Trump cannot be fully trusted with certain intelligence information.

Not only should Trump never have access to top secret national defense information, he should absolutely never again have access to nuclear codes.

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[mens-rights-activia]

[neenarchive]

HERE COMES DIANA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[thedepressionoftrees]

[charlesoberonn]