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i cannot escape this dreadful web site [jamie|he/him|30|canada]

[hiicsvntleones]

art-only sideblog here

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[headspace-hotel]

If I was holding a bowl of oatmeal, does the whole thing despawn, or just the bowl?

Because if there's a splatter of oatmeal all over my bed now, I'm going to be pissed.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Just a fork. I got plenty.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I've got more masks

[geyfrog]

I actually was looking for "sheets.google.com", but nice try.

[uncut-uncutgemsfan]

[tomcruisecells]

respect to people who commit to formatting their posts like this is a 2007 anime forum because this just made me laugh out loud

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[dykecinema]

[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[pissvortex]

[pjackk]

Wat does frick my bean mean

[pjackk]

Yes master

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[fallingtowers]

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[footlongdingledong]

R2D2 and C3PO are NOT! FUCKING!!!! R2D2 finds the concept boring, and C3PO is a lesbian, this is basic Star Wars canon, so maybe you should read some books before you open your fucking mouth again. bitch.

hi ?

[ashenravenherald]

Noctula!!! she's got one of the most fun designs we've seen out of fefw so far imo... she seems cool