Hijacked by the Carmilla Fandom

This blog is dedicated to the many hijacked posts by the Carmilla fandom. Help me out and submit the link to a hijacked post or mention me in the post. Posts on queue

[naturaldaisaster]

I REALLY hate my highschool friend group bc they were massively homophobic and made fun of my Semitic features daily and overall were just super gross but they act like we are still besties once a year ?? and force us all to go get a meal together ?? which i usually excuse my way out of but i decided this year i’m going to go and come out to them really dramatically. and i was telling my bestie about The Plan and she one upped me and since i am currently single suggested pretending I had a girlfriend ?? which quickly devolved into this:

and long story short i now have a super cute fake girlfriend named miranda who I’m casually gonna bring to dinner with my homophobic high school friends and absolutely nothing can possibly go wrong here

[scientia-rex]

THIS IS HOW THE STORY STARTS

[geoclaire]

I swear this is a Carmilla fic

[brokebackbianca-deactivated2020]

Starring: Carmilla as Briele, Laura as Miranda & Mattie as The Bestie

[hijackedbycarmilla]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Imagine one of those vampires that spent a few decades napping and now they’re trying to catch up as best they can so they’re in a library looking through years of old magazines and overhear some middle-schooler discussing her project about the moon-landing and they’re like “WHAT!!!”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“You have to tell me everything about this!!!”

A confused but enthusiastic sixth-grader unfolds her trifold poster board and tells an absolutely captivated 3000 year old man-eater about the space race.

[saltymommie]

More like “I LITERALLY HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA PLEASE TAG SPOILERS”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M!!

“Have you gotten to Franz Ferdinand being shot yet?” An Austrian Vampire, angrily looking up from a ninth-grade history book: “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??”

[saltymommie]

“yeah you know…lincoln doesnt get reelected” Vampire: “well why NOT he seems perfectly capable and oooh…oh…”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FRICK

[vaguelyethereal]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[magical-awesome-kid]

“So, you know pluto isn’t a planet, right?”

*Vampire chucks astronomy book written in 1994 at the person*

[thornsword]

Imagine the vampire asking people who killed JFK and they’re all like ‘no one knows’ and the vampire just sighs and says ‘ok I know I said no spoilers but this is just getting ridiculous. someone tell me.”

[neverenoughgay]

Could you imagine Carmilla doing this after getting out of her blood coffin? 

[hijackedbycarmilla]

[otpprompts]

Person A is in bed reading a book. Person B enters and climbs into bed with them. Without looking up person A raises their arm so that person B can crawl under and snuggle up with them. Person B falls asleep.

[the-piece-of-shit-zodiac-blog-d]

[attack-on-sarcasm]

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[fakepost-remade-deactivated2016]

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

[zoewashburne]

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it

[reallytinylaura]

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[gayzzoli-and-is-lez]

My favorite actor/actress could be wearing a trash bag and I’d still be like 

[yerawizardsarry]

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[heartrate]

i’m interested in stargazing and rough sex

[queerbeerz]

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[hijackedbycarmilla]

Time to hijack Creampuffs!

So I hadn’t used this blog since February!! And now that season 3 is out, and because of recent active on this blog, I’m gonna start using it again! So power to the Creampuffs, and go hijack some posts! Mention me or submit a link and I’m gonna post it!

[madturbating-deactivated2013082]

yes i am a girl yes i kill people

[lafonfreakingout]

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[cometcrystal]

excuse you

[ukulelekatie]

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[quinnfabrayapologist]

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[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[toodrunktofindaurl]

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[forgettingneverland]

Sure, I’m an asshole, but I can be super cute and mushy so fuck you

[queerukuleleplayer]

Did you mean this gorgeous creature?

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[selkie-meg-deactivated20160609]

Normally when a black cat encounters a barn owl, one would expect the barn owl to wind up dinner or gone (if the owl is lucky). But like all things in nature there are sometimes special exceptions, and this video is definitely one of them - for your viewing pleasure, a video of black cat and barn owl playing together. The black cat is named Fum and the barn owl Gebra. 

“This bird of prey [flies] far away but lands every time near Fum, its faithful friend.”  [X] Video

[roguessugah]

Originally posted by carmtastic

[hijackedbycarmilla]

[m-azing]

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

[tall-tiny-and-broody-deactivate]

oops

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[ameliepolain-deactivated2015042]

gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls 

gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive

gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart 

[somaperies]

Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho

[findsomethingtofightfor-deactiv]

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[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

SADNESS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING AND I’LL NEVER BE OVER HER

[chromatix-and-romantix]

She’s talking about watching Carmilla. 

[hijackedbycarmilla]

[fh3207972]

bring back that thing where people used to pound on their chest twice and then throw up a peace sign

[wosoproblems]

Oh you mean like this dweeb?

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