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[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[redstonedust]

the original tone tag was ending your sentence with *shot* XD so people knew you were being immediately sentenced to death for your bad joke. what a violent world...........

[hikye]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

tbh i suck at this game

[nosfera-tits]

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

[drpebberlover]

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

[bethanydelleman]

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

[ozth]

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you're move. bitch.

[dragonessmiralis]

Tactical nuke to I4

[ozth]

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well, you've won. you raise your glass in celebration, but there is no one left to respond.

was it worth it?

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[greelin]

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

[greelin]

there we go

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[rosewtrs]

finally finished my art fight team card! firmly sticking on crystals this time, no traitoring this year, hehe

[hikye]

i forgot about this monday, whoops, but! weekly cross stitch progress update! i'm stitching "june blooms" by heaven and earth designs, artwork by margaret morales. this piece is charted at 400x520 total stitches with 90 floss colors. i'm stitching this 1-over-1 full cross on 25ct pregridded lugana fabric by zweigart.

as of sunday night, i was at 9,773 / 208,000 total stitches, 4.7% completed. i'll share weekly progress pics every monday morning! you can blacklist the tag "kye's june blooms" if you don't want to see these posts for any reason.

mockup of the pattern and extra info under the cut

artwork by margaret morales.

stitching totals for the week. using pattern keeper to mark off stitches, and it provides me with the stitch counts.

[hikye]

weekly cross stitch progress update! i'm stitching "june blooms" by heaven and earth designs, artwork by margaret morales. this piece is charted at 400x520 total stitches with 90 floss colors. i'm stitching this 1-over-1 full cross on 25ct pregridded lugana fabric by zweigart.

currently at 9,011 / 208,000 total stitches, 4.33% completed. i'll share weekly progress pics every monday! you can blacklist the tag "kye's june blooms" if you don't want to see these posts for any reason.

mockup of the pattern and extra info under the cut

artwork by margaret morales.

stitching totals for the week. using pattern keeper to mark off stitches, and it provides me with the stitch counts.

had an unplanned trip to help family last week, and june blooms was the only cross stitch project i took along with. finished page 1 on monday (the green highlight), and while we came back home on thursday, i decided to spend friday-sunday stitching on my other two wips. fingers crossed i can get back into my usual routine of other projects over toddler nap and june blooms in the evenings this week. 🤞

[hikye]

weekly cross stitch progress update! i'm stitching "june blooms" by heaven and earth designs, artwork by margaret morales. this piece is charted at 400x520 total stitches with 90 floss colors. i'm stitching this 1-over-1 full cross on 25ct pregridded lugana fabric by zweigart.

currently at 7,500 / 208,000 total stitches, 3.69% completed. i'll share weekly progress pics every monday morning! you can blacklist the tag "kye's june blooms" if you don't want to see these posts for any reason.

mockup of the pattern and extra info under the cut

artwork by margaret morales.

stitching totals for the week. using pattern keeper to mark off stitches, and it provides me with the stitch counts.

handful of no stitch days this last week. opted to spend a few days only working on my other cross stitch wip.