Miss Jeanne ;*

[catsbeaversandducks]

[matronminthara]

Let’s be shown off by mama

[erzvolnes]

certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.

[guerrillatech]

[emwheezie]

Smol Scale

[the-lorax-mustache]

I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it

[depsidase]

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[boycritter]

theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

[girlmostlikely]

[sandersstudies]

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

[blushingxfae]

thought a little too hard about it and now i have tears in my eyes and i feel physically ill

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[everythingmatters]

they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wearepaladin]

[sch-uwu-lchen]

[hilaryjeannes]

LOOK AT THE BABIES 😍

[consistent-sincerity]

[dogwoodbite]

[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]