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[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[tlirsgender]

Me: I love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

A bee: buzz

Me, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

[technoskittles]

So I woke up to someone having erased the “gay” out of #20gayteen

Try your homophobic bs somewhere else bitches it’s not welcome here

[technoskittles]

THESE BITCHES GON LEARN IM NOT THE ONE TO FUCK WITH

[technoskittles]

These hoes think I’m playin

[technoskittles]

Update: my board was not erased today when I got back from class and I shall take this small victory and put it to good use.

The end(?)

[technoskittles]

Two months later and I have learned that apparently it was NOT the end.

But I’m officially done playing now and I’m pretty sure I’ve finally figured out the culprit because they made a very crucial mistake

So now we wait :)

[anaxagoraschan]

[catchymemes]

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[aizawashoujo-deactivated2018061]

BEGONE, ΘΩΘ

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[hobies]

too much charm 🙈

[bitchycode]

[toastbutteregg]

[btsreactionmemes]

Namjoons teeth/smile

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

people going through my likes of Instagram: this bitch is liking pics of food again

[luischocolatier]

People can’t go through your Instagram likes………….. C-can they?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Yes they can

I didn’t know about it myself until my IRL asked me why I kept liking pictures of glazed doughnuts on my personal Insta, and I was like???

[yon-gi]

First 24 hours with Boy With Luv !

[btsreactionmemes]

Namjoon smirk

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jackhawksmoor]

Imagine if you could go back to the library of Alexandria. Imagine that when you read the books you discover it’s all pornography. Every porno ever written. When they say they copied out every book that passed through they were actually writing fanfiction coffeeshop AU’s and mpreg of everything. The reason someone burned it down was that someone wrote a 100,000 word slow burn angst fic and never finished it. Julius Caesar got to the end and just snapped

[howcanisey]

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