check this boy out
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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trying on a metaphor

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle

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@himacchu-archive
check this boy out
sheâs beauty sheâs grace sheâs in love with aliens and space
sheâs gorgeous, sheâs seductive; she wants to be abducted
sheâs intelligent - sheâs priceless, sheâs having an extraterrestrial crisis
sheâs brilliant, sheâs wise; sheâs an alien in disguise
Sheâs mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart
Sheâs wild, sheâs free, sheâs the only alien for me
Sheâs the moon, sheâs the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars
Sheâs bold, sheâs hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship
@aftxrlaughter itâs you
Its Raining
And All The Lesbians Crawl Out Of The Mud
slam down a twenty and iâll scribble whatever your lil meme heart desires!! same rules as regular commissions, no nsfw and we good ! For reference, the conan and pikachu pictures took me less than an hour and a half. Most of them took less than an hour.
If you donât want it colored, thatâs cool too! Â keep in mind tho they will be Very Very Messyâą as opposed to my normal sketch comms which I try to keep relatively neat. You can specify or put a cap on how long you want me to spend on it, too!Â
date a girl who can throw you 50 feet across a room to save your life
OMG OMG OMG FEYRE
Done by @alicecorsets on Instagram
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say âowâ, even if they havenât actually been hurt. Itâs just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but arenât sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They canât even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each otherâs nests! Just for fun! Itâs not their nest; theyâre just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They donât seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. Theyâre learning to travel in space!!! They canât get very far, but theyâre trying!!! So far, theyâve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
fun gender neutral things to call your partner:
OPPONENT
interests: being called princess
Hey guys donât buy from happymondaystore theyâve got a lot of stolen art and theyâre selling my Sailor Moom design without my permission!! If you want a shirt like this please buy it from my actual store at redbubble.com/people/rikirinka ;-;
Day 84 - Lucky / ă©ăăăŒ / Chansey
Soft colors for a soft Pokémon holding a Soft-Boiled Egg. Hello there, are you going to try out to be a doctor?
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Fun, but specific OC questions
1. What's their full name? If they're an alien and their name is in their native planet's language, have you thought about what it means?
2. Say your OC made a playlist on Spotify. What bands would be on that playlist? Any specific genres?
3. What kind of video games would they play? Any specific titles?
4. What would their favorite cartoons be, and why? What would their favorite characters be?
5. What's their favorite type of weather? Do they like to do anything specific on days when the weather is how they like it?
6. If they're a fan of Hot Chocolate, Tea, or Coffee, how do they like either of those drinks prepared?
7. What kind of animals would they like as a pet? What names would they give their pets if they got any? If they already have pet's what are their names?
8. How does your OC keep track of time? Do they have a planner? A calendar?
9. How do they write? Do they write in cursive? How do they dot their i's and j's? Do they have specific ways that they write certain letters?
10. What's their favorite time of day?
11. What kinds of foods and drinks do they like? Do they like certain foods to be fried? Do they prefer certain foods to be prepared hot/cold?
12. If they were an actual character in an animated film or TV series, who would they be voiced by? Do they have a certain accent that the person would need to perfect?
13. If you are an artist, and if your OC can draw as well, could you replicate what their artstyle looks like? Or, if you can't, could you describe it?
14. If your OC owned a Tumblr blog, what kind of content would they post?
15. How do they type? Do they use emojis? Do abbreviate and shorten words?
16. If your OC was a film director, what kind of movies would they make?
17. If your OC was a musical artist, what genres would they do?
18. What type of singing voice does your OC have?
19. Does your OC like to collect things? What kind of things do they collect?
20. Was your OC inspired by anything? Another character? A person?
some old/ rping scribblesâŠ.
I saw a post that was like âmutuals =/= friendsâ like whoa okay I always thought of mutuals as low key friends but thatâs fine letâs make people more insecure of their relationships than they already are
Bruhs, if we are mutuals you are 100% at least low-key level friend to me.
I follow you = acquaintance
Mutuals = low-key friends
Iâve replied to your posts at least twice = high key friends
I actually use the message system to talk to you = I really really like you and probably talk about you to people irl all the time