I mostly just reblog stuff; have fun

moved to @uptownfrog

[catilinas]

[gutterdiamond]

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A tall ship with bright word art over it that says “FRIGATE FRIGGIN’ Friday”

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[cherryboyriot2-deactivated20251]

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[sapphling]

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

[ranidspace]

[genderboi]

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[kunosoura]

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

[slimegirlwarlock]

"she should be at the club" she shouldnt be at the club bc she has sensory issues. ok

[transgenderer]

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[fliplifeupsidedown]

i’ve been reposting this tirelessly every year since u were born

[naceless]

The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

[naceless]

The sword that cuts all but its scabbard. The scabbard that consumes none but its sword. The sword that is dulled by its scabbards protection but would fall to disrepair without it

[naceless]

The scabbard that cannot kill yet is soaked in blood all the same from holding its sword

[werepires]

Dodgy Instagram account trying to sell tshirts accidentally creates funniest image possible

[faithdeans]

sorry to add to your post but there's also this

[jackalopetrope]

[powerburial]

my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

[yarffnala]

bro she is purposefully isolating you

[powerburial]

[squareallworthy]

If you've ever wanted to feel like you belong to a secret society, with the conspiratorial plans and the covert meetings and the knowing glances at the other people who part of it and all, consider trying to unionize your workplace.

[squareallworthy]

You'll see a flyer in the break room and go to a meeting at a union hall and you'll be like, hm, I didn't expect to see that person here, but there they are, and then you'll see them at work the next day, and you won't say anything, but you'll both know. You'll know.

[squareallworthy]

And then comes the day when you throw off the veil of secrecy and wear the signs of your order openly! Let everyone heed the call! A new day is coming, and the old powers will be overthrown!

[squareallworthy]

And then you win.

[mevil]

guinea pig

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

Do you swear on your life