We've got our whole lives ahead of us and I just

Want to take a nap

[wiishy-washy]

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

[tricktster]

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

[tricktster]

(source)

[healingisneeded]

old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks

[zootycoon-archive]

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Karl Marx

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

[garbage-empress]

you’re out of sludge

you’re out of slime

[itsbilby]

but i’m making more slime when you’re not around

[nocakeno]

i sang this and the cat Left. that is my power. it is making cats disappear with my voice

[noshadeintheshadowofthecross]

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

[crtastrophic]

they’re friends :)

[kinda-stitious]

same energy

[crtastrophic]

[screamingay]

these are their sons

[rhaaclaws]

The girls have arrived

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[throwbackblr]

[harlequinhatter]

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

[wildeangay]

this is my favorite analysis of anything ever

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[scarletwitch]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yokelfelonking]

[khyrberos]

I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

[retrogamingblog2]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[themagicalladycat]

[penguin-and-kiwi]

I'll do it for you, creamy

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[retrogamingblog2]

guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue