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troy barrett’s defence lawyer (carryonafi was here xx )

[flyora]

Happy Anniversary

[lavenderprose]

Ottawa wins the Cup, wins it in LA, and due to the proximity to stardom and the several actual celebrities who make a point to come out and celebrate with the Centaurs, there are approximately seven hundred angles of the festivities on every social media by the following morning.

One of these is your classic TMZ highly invasive round-the-corner spy shot of Shane and Ilya--like, waiting for an Uber, is what it looks like, and the bass from inside the club is pounding and you can barely hear what they're saying except that the guy standing next to them is also TMZ and he's got a directional mic sticking out of his pocket pointed at them and when he gets into position you can hear Shane Hollander, like, fucking giggle.

"I'm sorry," Shane says, and his arms are around Ilya's neck. "I got--I'm a little drunk."

"It's okay," Ilya says, and he brushes a hand through Shane's hair. "Did you have fun?"

"Ye-s-s-s," Shane says, nodding his head decisively. "We won the Cu-p."

"Yes we did. I am proud of you."

"I'm proud of you!" Shane cups a hand around the back of Ilya's neck and giggles again into his shoulder. "Why aren't you drunk? I drank the same things as you--"

"I'm drunk," Ilya chuckles. "But I have twenty pounds on you and I am Russian, so."

"That's not a thing. That's not really a thing." Shane sighs and goes a bit boneless against Ilya's body and says, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have, uh--"

"Shh. You said you had fun, and this is all that matters. My beautiful winner." He kisses the side of Shane's face, loudly and repeatedly.

Shane makes a sound that Twitter, TikTok and Instagram comment sections will all agree is a purr.

There are also, by the following morning, about a hundred discrete comments on various platforms that all say some version of Oh I just know he talks him through it.

[hisgxrlfriday]

My second entry for @harrisxtroy-kink-week

Prompt: cockwarming

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[spritejac]

troy coming out to his prick of a father and then getting a standing ovation at the pride night game, i’ve literally never cried so hard in my life

[hisgxrlfriday]

I have published my first work for @harrisxtroy-kink-week !!

Prompt: Spanking

Ive had this one finished for a while so I'm keen to finally have it out there!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[humsaphar]

Two dots that suddenly connected in my head about how Troy used to say homophobic slurs to protect himself but to also hide the fact that he was pretty

Like yes different beauty standards but pretty is a very specific word so imagine young Troy Barrett, good looking, pretty, being drafted onto a team of homophobes from management to the players, and what he must have heard and had said to him until he started saying it loud enough himself so that the others would stop.

[antisocial-burrito]

Thinking about Troy Barrett again… 🚬

[spritejac]

the plane going down and harris saying that when they land he’s getting cookie dough ice cream

AND THEN TROY KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM

[cunning-and-cool]

i need the troy barrett casting right now

[troy-barrett-love]

Just a casual reminder:

Troy was the first hockey related person to call out Kent.

He did it despite knowing it would ruin his career, despite Kent being his best friend, despite knowing his father would have issues with it, despite knowing no one would have his back and he would lose his entire support system (with the exception of his mother).

And he stuck to it even after the commissioner practically started threatening him.

[softgnome]

Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles

The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.

But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!

I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.

I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.

[hisgxrlfriday]

this paired with the fact that people won’t read all of the books.

ryan price was that enforcer for ilya. it’s explicitly written. and then ryan becomes that enforced for dallas so you really understand exactly what the role of an enforcer is

[hisgxrlfriday]

hello crave canada i have FOUND zane boodram please tell me if yall think he’s a perfect fit

TikTok - Make Your Day

[jimmysownworld]

yuna getting really lovely, thoughtful, sometimes extravagant mothers day and birthday gifts from ilya never really understanding why hes going through all this effort even if she does appreciate it and thinks hes so so sweet for it all, even after the boys tell her and david about ilyas mother and the irina foundation it doesnt fully click for a while. it only comes together on some random day, ilya has a game later that night and he’s had lunch with yuna and david planned for a while and he shows up with the good vodka david likes and this small package of candies that ilya hands to her very shyly for the first time probably in his life, definitely since shes known him, and he explains with shaking hands that they were his mama’s favorite, and it was her birthday today.

yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[hisgxrlfriday]

a large number of people do not seem to realise that sleeping with women as a man and sleeping with men as a man are not the same.

his experience with women is not magically providing him experience on giving a good blowjob or finding the prostate 😐😐😐😐

[hisgxrlfriday]

thinking about how if troy barrett was in any way trying to suppress his homosexuality, he probably thought befriending dallas kent was the absolute best way to do it.

dallas would’ve said the most heinous things about being gay and troy would’ve been repeating it back to himself like a mantra. hoping that if he says how disgusting he is for being gay enough, he’ll stop being this thing.

obviously it doesn’t work but i believe it definitely contributes to troy’s self loathing.

[hisgxrlfriday]

while i fully trust jacob tierney with season 2 i am only human and can’t help but think about how it could start.

i would love to see it start with the press conference shane and ilya do at the end of heated rivalry, and then it pans out to show the tornto team all watching. troy says his asshole thing about how they’re probably fucking, dallas agrees, and moments later ryan tells the hes gay.

three characters introduced in about 40 seconds.

then we can have our good old heated rivalry time skip to the start of tlg. meet hazy, see ryan again, etc.

i believe that the kingfisher crew should get a spinoff so i’m not sure about throwaway scenes like that with eric and kyle, however, i do think there should be the scene of troy looking embarrassed on the ice whe kent say something homophobic to scott and eric clocking it as a bit of a way to establish eric as someone as well (however, that doesn’t exactly fit in the timeline i just made up. maybe an ep 3 focusing on the admirals crew could be big).

i desperately hope role model and tlg are told side by side though

[troy-barrett-love]

My Shane & Troy headcanons

- Troy is the first Centaur, besides the ones working at the camp, to meet Shane

- Both of them are slightly scared to meet the other (neither of them is particularly good at socialising), mostly because they know how much it means to Ilya

- Troy and Harris are invited over to Ilya and Shane's for dinner and it starts off a bit awkward with mostly Ilya and Harris making conversation

- Ilya starts teasing both Shane and Troy about their 'boring' food, which leads to a joined rant about the importance of nutrition in professional sports

- They start conversing about other topics and quickly realise they actually have a lot in common.

- Troy helps Shane acclimate to the Centaurs. He understands better than most, what it feels like to come from a toxic environment and how disorienting it feels to all of the sudden be surrounded by an excitable group of genuinely good people, who want to support you

- Neither of them has a particularly healthy relationship with food (Shane with his diets and Troy with his 'food is just fuel')

- They decide to help eachother make their relationship with food better, so they meet up and try new recipes or foods together, reminding eachother that food should be enjoyed

- After Ilya announces Shane needs hobbies that aren't just hockey and sex, Shane and Troy decide to do that together too. They start with tennis but venture off into just about everything under the sun

- It's not unusual to find them sitting somewhere both on their phones, occasionally showing the other what they are looking at

- The Centaurs find it adorable and start calling it 'their parallel play time'

- They room together once and everyone expects they would just go to bed early, but the next day they both look dead on their feet, because they spent most of the night talking about hockey strategies (they have notes for the next practice)

- Shane starts listening to EDM because of Troy